Friday 21 August 2009

WATER TORTURE







The Cafe C kitchen has a leaking tap. This has been driving me insane for months .
Here is Beast's easy to follow ,step by step guide to how to remedy the situation , specially adapted for the hard of hearing and the infirm MR C








1. Pick up the telephone











2.Call a plumber

ANOTHER SOLUTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEAST'S FLIPPIN OBVIOUS ANSWERS

16 comments:

Ms Scarlet said...

Best not to faucet... and don't put too much stress on the plastic nuts. Of course what he really needs is a female pipe swivel connection. I know about these things.
Sx

Frobisher said...

I was expecting a review of Zambezi Express!

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
Best not to faucet... and don't put too much stress on the plastic nuts. Of course what he really needs is a female pipe swivel connection. I know about these things
Girls commenting on plumbing ....whatever next , give them the vote and it will lead to nothing but trouble
***rolls eyes***

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
I was expecting a review of Zambezi Express!
I was going to leave that to you Mr Frobisher , heaven knows some new posting material is sorely needed

eroswings said...

You could always turn off the water main and try to figure out which knob needs to be replaced. And if it's something serious, then get a plumber to fix it before it gets worse and causes a lot damage.

In the mean time, find a Dutch boy--they're pretty good at plugging up dikes and leaks.

The Mistress said...

*consults monthly calendar*

I expect I'll be having problems with my plumbing sometime next week.

What do you suggest?

Inexplicable DeVice said...

What an enormous faucet! Nearly had my eye out.

Anonymous said...

sorry i cant see what you had typed!

KAZ said...

Well done Scarlet for the erudite comments on plumbing.
But shouldn't men be able to do plumbing??
I can state the bleedin' obvious as well... It's only a bloody washer.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*consults monthly calendar*

I expect I'll be having problems with my plumbing sometime next week.

What do you suggest?
A grease gun and a monkey wrench ???

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
What an enormous faucet! Nearly had my eye out.
I am now the master of big pictures Mr IVD (Once Miss Scarlet showed me how) . It may be big but its still dripping(Sounds like Miss MJ )

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
sorry i cant see what you had typed!
You can borrow my glasses , I need them for my kitchen work apparently
***stumbles into freezer***

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
Well done Scarlet for the erudite comments on plumbing.
But shouldn't men be able to do plumbing??
I can state the bleedin' obvious as well... It's only a bloody washer.
Girls are always bad tempered when it comes to practical stuff
***thinks to self ...like map reading***
:-))

The Mistress said...

Will we be seeing plumber's crack in your next post?

Ms Scarlet said...

We will be seeing his plumber's banana.
Sx

Anonymous said...

Its a washer thats all - do you want me to pop round and fix it? I shall work for a free meal...

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