I bumped into Frobisher the other evening when we all went out for dinner . Frobisher changed jobs a few years ago and was released from the control of Sarah Lawrence who has also changed career and is now the biker chick undertaker (don't ask! she now rides a motorbike to work , shouts an anyone who will listen that ITS A F*CKING BIG BIKE (any dissent or sarky comments regarding the bikes size may get a surprise visit to discuss ones imminent requirement for a funeral package).
Anyway Sarah ran a very tight ship and expected perfect manners, diction , grammar and spelling.
Frobisher is now working with young people and has gone all street.
He tells me his bitches be super swaggy . It took me ages searching urban dictionaries to work out he had probably bought his home help new rubber gloves.He also insists Tobydog is now called Tobydawg as the dog has 'madskillz''
Moving on from Frobisher's ongoing mid life crisis(A manastropy in urban terms) and to Tobydawg
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What Frobisher doesn't know is Tobydawg does indeed have "madskillzz" and has been promoted to my therapy dog.
A while back when I had the bladder cancer removal opps they did something to one of my nerves controlling my right leg causing it to ache , tire very quickly and not work properly. The consultants just said oh dear well they do have to get you into some pretty weird positions to do the opps but hopefully it will get better. I limped around for about a year and it didn't reallly improve.
One day I was just walking down Mr C's back passage when Tobes came charging down the stairs behind me on route for the garden and piled straight into me at full pelt knocking me flat on my face. I mean lliterally face plant.
When I staggered up off the floor Tobes was just wagging his tail and jumping about . I could tell straight away my leg felt better. The discomfort had gone and it just felt different. and over the following few weeks I marched about strengthening it up . These days it is almost entirely back to normal
So Tobydog sorry dawg is now my chiropractor therapy dog
