CLUEDO

A hinous crime has been committed at The Beasts Lair .
Remember this

The FGES were left, gently airing on the clothes line to remove the fecund aroma of colonials   that even a boil wash and spirited scrubbing would not remove.
I returned from a hard day at work , to be confronted with this

If I were a Cluedo playing man (Which I am not as its a tedious load of old knackers) I would be guessing at
Miss Scarlet
In the Garden
With a clothes peg.

The thieving baggage has had it away with the sainted shorts and fingered an innocent into the bargain.
I blame the influence of Miss MJ  !