The Beast will be somewhat occupied for the next few days as Mr C has skipped the country for a bit of sun , leaving Beast holding the baby (well 2 dogs and 2 kitchen shifts to be exact).
Its all been a bit of a blur this week .
Firstly Mr C managed to lose his chef (ran away in the midle of a shift as debtors had tracked him down)
The washup - too dozy to find his way into work without the chef .
My car blew up the day before I was supposed to be picking up the dogs and driving Mr C to the airport (Had to hire another one).
But happily the cafe kitchens will be manned by a combination of Myself , Frobisher and a pair of trannies(skidding about on 9 inch stiletto's , wigs eskew , makeup running in the heat......and thats only Frobisher) and somehow , god willing, Dorchester's finest eatery will survive the week with its reputation intact.
13 comments:
Frobisher is looking most fetching.
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At least any hairs that fall into the food will be immediately noticeable. Especially if Frobi wears the Bree Van De Kamp wig he's so fond of.
Eat yer heart out Gordon Ramsay.
What eye catching uniforms the cafe workers wear!
I hope your car gets fixed and the dog (you know the one) will behave this time and not cause any trouble or run off like the last time.
Are you sure it was the debtors and not the kitchen staff who caused the chef to flee?
Don't forget to throw pots at the staff and break dishes and yell at the help. It seems to be what tv chefs do in fancy restaurants.
If the caf is missing a maraschino cherry from the jar, I would look no further than Mr. Frobisher's navel.
Why pray tell, don't you have your own episodic RealityTV show?
Inexplicable DeVice said...
At least any hairs that fall into the food will be immediately noticeable. Especially if Frobi wears the Bree Van De Kamp wig he's so fond of.
Drip dry nylon is a bit of a health and saftey hazard Mr I , I am sure the authorities will have something to say about it
KAZ said...
Eat yer heart out Gordon Ramsay.
Our Gordon probably would if your mis en place isn't done to perfection Miss Kaz
eroswings said...
What eye catching uniforms the cafe workers wear!
Takes your mind off the food I suppose
I hope your car gets fixed and the dog (you know the one) will behave this time and not cause any trouble or run off like the last time. The car is nw fixed and I havn't lost a dog YET
Are you sure it was the debtors and not the kitchen staff who caused the chef to flee?
Its a close run thing , but I am erring on the side of the debtors for now
Don't forget to throw pots at the staff and break dishes and yell at the help. It seems to be what tv chefs do in fancy restaurants.
Thats Mr C's speciality , usually with the poor beast in the firing line
MJ said...
If the caf is missing a maraschino cherry from the jar, I would look no further than Mr. Frobisher's navel.
Nobody is losing their cherry on my shift Miss MJ
Donn w/2nz said...
Why pray tell, don't you have your own episodic RealityTV show?
That Donn would be an excellent idea , I could do with the money :-)
From the depths of the jungle, smelling of ochre and tripe, a great mountain of a man appears, with a beard rivaling that of Homer himself...
Hurrah , Its the Champ !.
Have you rescued Mr W yet ???
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