I bet you read the title , grabbed a wad of tissues , loosened you underwear and came scampering over here ready for a few moments of self administered 'stress relief'
Dont deny it .
I know you filthy devils so well.
Well now your here , adjust your clothing , wash your hands , stand up straight and as penance for your base behaviour The Beast is expecting a haiku stylee pome on the pleasure of self denial and a blameless existence.
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To paraphrase a Bashō Haiku classic:
The wind from your backside
I’ve caught on my fan
a gift from Beast
Ginger pussy cat
with big paws and bushy tail
sniffs banana bum.
Sx
My entire life has been blameless.
I hope to remedy that in the next life.
Anyway...
Ginger is fucking vile. Even on cats.
MJ was ginger 'down below' in a bygone era. Before it went white.
I've never been ginger nor white.
Shut it you vile ginger Pygmy.
MJ said...
To paraphrase a Bashō Haiku classic:
The wind from your backside
I’ve caught on my fan
a gift from Beast
I dont believe we requested paraphrasing Miss MJ ???
Scarlet-Blue said...
The cat sat on the mat.
...it's to early to contemplate ginger pussy...
Its never too early for ginger pussy Miss Scarlet , errrr no your right
Scarlet-Blue said...
Ginger pussy cat
with big paws and bushy tail
sniffs banana bum.
So far your the winner Miss S , all the other devils are ignoring us
Piggy and Tazzy said...
My entire life has been blameless.
Chokes!!!
I hope to remedy that in the next life
Oh gawd
Piggy and Tazzy said...
Anyway...
Ginger is fucking vile. Even on cats.
Ermmm but I thought you were.... oh never mind
MJ was ginger 'down below' in a bygone era. Before it went white.
I hear Miss MJ has replaced it with astro turf , which wears better
MJ said...
I've never been ginger nor white.
Shut it you vile ginger Pygmy.
Ooops !
Newforestandy said...
Pfft.... all this talk of pussies, try coping with real animals like we have here, wild horses, highland cattle, donkies, lesser spotted elves, greater spotted goblins, lesbian witches, puffter unicorns are just a few i can mention, not a pussy in sight.
That I can believe
BTW is it a mere rumour, mr Beast that your getting a poodle to escort you on our nights out when your in drag?
The Beast is accompanied everywhere by the Hell Hounds Alfie and Lloyd and is never seen in Laydee's apparel , with my great beauty , it just wouldnt be fair
Mini golf, anyone?
MJ said...
Mini golf, anyone?
NO!
I love that one..in fact next to the one with one cat staring at a paw under a door "just get Mom OK?" this might be my favorite!
I don't know who is responsible for the pidgin inglush that usually accompanies these pictures?
Did LOLcats start out because someone was laughing at the egregious corruption of the King's?
In any event, it is just one more nail in the coffin. Combine this with txtmsgng and you have a recipe for disaster.
Donn I think the pidgin english is some mad cat womans idea of cute
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