Mr C had Flu and made a huge fuss , even by man flu standards.Beast was getting 10 minute telephone updates as to his latest symptoms and ludicrous staffing situation (They were dropping like flies with real and imagined ailments....one waitress was off for two weeks with what turned out to be an imaginary appendectomy)
The Beast however has manfully resisted the germ infested hordes and remained stoically healthy. Unfortunately, there lies my downfall , I could have done with a few days in bed , dossing about eating donuts. I am a fool to myself !.
What imaginary illnesses have you bunch of slackers used as excuses in the past ???
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I has swollen heels and couldn't wear shoes so therefore couldn't go to work.
I've also dropped the plug to my iron in my tea.. couldn't go to work due to no freshly pressed clothes.
Sx
We are unable to comment as we are laughing hysterically at the second photo.
Surely you don't envision yourself in this way?
Haaaaa!!!
Oh, MJ, of course Beast envisions himself as a scantily clad strumpet clinging on to a mighty warrior. What else could it be?
As to your question, Beast: I've feigned consumption, in the past. Oh, and vampiritis.
Beast envisions himself as a scantily clad strumpet clinging on to a mighty warrior
Hahaha!!! @IVD!
I hate all of you
Except Miss Scarlet
Well, there was that time I complained of food poisoning--so I could make a road trip with some friends!
Scarlet-Blue said...
I has swollen heels and couldn't wear shoes so therefore couldn't go to work.
I've also dropped the plug to my iron in my tea.. couldn't go to work due to no freshly pressed clothes.
Dreadful weak excuses Miss Scarlet , especially the pressed clothes one
The strumpet's thong looks astoudingly uncomfortable. And cold, no wonder she wants that nice man to give her a cuddle.
MJ said...
We are unable to comment as we are laughing hysterically at the second photo.
Surely you don't envision yourself in this way?
Haaaaa!!!
It looks exactly like me , what can you mean , now if I could just shake this trollope off my leg I might be able to get some work done
Inexplicable DeVice said...
Oh, MJ, of course Beast envisions himself as a scantily clad strumpet clinging on to a mighty warrior. What else could it be?
strumpet...STRUMPET???
How dare you sir
As to your question, Beast: I've feigned consumption, in the past. Oh, and vampiritis.
If anyone catches sight of those 'glow in the dark ' legs , iether of the two choices is a possibility
MJ said...
Beast envisions himself as a scantily clad strumpet clinging on to a mighty warrior
Hahaha!!! @IVD!
Shush you!
there will be tears before bedtime
eroswings said...
Well, there was that time I complained of food poisoning--so I could make a road trip with some friends!
Thats perfectly reasonable compared to some of the ridiculous excuses trotted out from those above Mr E
inkspot said...
The strumpet's thong looks astoudingly uncomfortable. And cold, no wonder she wants that nice man to give her a cuddle.
What Ho Inky ! , I think the strumpet is drunk , and clinging of for dear life to stop from falling over
You will learn to love us, in time.
As you are such a busy boy I am going to do your laundry - assisted by the lovely Scarlet.
I mentioned this to MJ yesterday.
Do you prefer Persil or Fairy?
Be very careful before you answer.
I may even get my mangle out.
Sx
What is wrong with you people?
Do NOT assist him with his laundry.
He is perfectly capable!
He's just LAZY!
I dont need excuses, being a forestman, we are a hardy bunch you know!
MJ said...
You will learn to love us, in time.
Lessons in love with Miss MJ ....has a certain ring to it :-)
KAZ said...
As you are such a busy boy I am going to do your laundry - assisted by the lovely Scarlet.
I mentioned this to MJ yesterday.
Do you prefer Persil or Fairy?
Be very careful before you answer.
I am a modern man Miss Kaz , I have a washing machine and Darotta the slovakian skank to manage my domestic affairs (Until she gets deported AGAIN) so I wil be ok
Scarlet-Blue said...
I may even get my mangle out.
Steady Miss S , no good ever came of displaying your equipment in public
Newforestandy said...
I dont need excuses, being a forestman, we are a hardy bunch you know!
Good heavens its Newforestmandy , you are fooling no one , your all big girls in the forest . Myself and Miss Scarlet challenge you to a fight
I am becoming HIGHLY suspicious.
Mr. Frobisher, Hardhouse and Newforestandy have ALL resurfaced this week after months of absence.
Your theories, please.
Hmmmmm sounds very dubious to me
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