Beast is a little worried about his four legged house guests.
I am not so worried about the demonic glowing eyes as they are very useful on our nighttime walks.
Its the 'breath of Satan' eminating from Little Lloyds bottom that I object to
***Genuflects and sprays Holy Febreze Water ***
Please note MJ's favourite fireside rug , she has been BEGGING me to sell it to her , but some things money can just not buy :-)
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I'm more disturbed by the horrifically-patterned throwcover on the sofa.
Or is that the Stinky Duvet?
You know what the Big Lebowski would say.
"That rug really ties the room together".
Yes! It is the stinky duvet that Mr Beastie carries around with him at all times!!!!!
Click to make big for evidence of banana puree.
Sx
MJ said...
I'm more disturbed by the horrifically-patterned throwcover on the sofa.
Or is that the Stinky Duvet?
Its the dogs blanket you Numpty !
MJ said...
I'm more disturbed by the horrifically-patterned throwcover on the sofa.
Or is that the Stinky Duvet?
I love that rug , its an ikea special :-)
MJ said...
I'm more disturbed by the horrifically-patterned throwcover on the sofa.
Or is that the Stinky Duvet?
***Pained Sigh*** oh lord its another one ......please read the comment to Miss MJ
Is it me or has everyone gone completely bonkers?
Sx
Has Beast been into Ms. Nations' special brownies, Miss Scarlet?
*sniffs*
I'm afraid that's not banana puree.
I wish he'd share his brownies.
Sx
Actually that sounds so wrong.
I should advise you against sharing ANYTHING of his that is of a brown hue.
Probably best not to sit on anything squashy either.
Sx
Miss Scarlet, have you ever wondered how Beast manages to assume a seated position?
What with all that fruit stuffed up his bottom and all.
I've been giving this some thought and I suppose he can neither sit down or stand up...
I think I ought to stop thinking about this.
Sx
Perhaps he has some sort of dog sled contraption hooked up to Lloyd and Alfie.
He just lays flat and gives commands and they pull him along to do the shopping or take out the garbage. Whatever it is he does around there.
And Mr Frobisher wheels him along on a trolley when the dogs aren't available.
Sx
I dread to think of what might happen if Mr. Frobisher's wig got caught in the wheels!
... or what would happen if Mr Frobisher's WIG got captured by Alfie or Lloyd.
Sx
So he would like me to believe.
But you and I both know that's his merkin.
He's being a very slovenly host this evening. He hasn't even bothered to leave the biscuits out.
Disgraceful behaviour.
Sx
What sort of biscuits does he have, anyway?
I recently had my first Jammie Dodger.
***pained sigh***
Hello Mr Beastie!
Would you like one of these?
Sx
So it's the dog who has been fouling up the place...he looks guilty, too!
Just don't light a match or the whole place with explode. Just open a window and leave a box of baking soda open nearby.
Good morning Mr E , I have not had a good nights sleep as Miss Scarlet and Miss MJ kept me awake with there incessant chattering
KAZ said...
You know what the Big Lebowski would say.
"That rug really ties the room together".
Miss Kaz , I am concidering tying Miss's Scarlet and MJ together and leaving them in the garden for an airing
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