I am assured that a highly trained team of technicians is Beavering* away to restore my connectivity (and bring balance to the force ****Beast waves rubber light sabre about and makes Star Wars noises*** )
*This was blatantly just a ploy to show yet another picture of Miss MJ's beaver
Update 8/7 . Still without Internet . spent hours on the phone to various different levels of Talktalk support ....going round and round in circles grrrrrrrrrr. I shall just sit and gaze at MJ's beaver and hope divine intervention strikes :-(
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I don't know. What a year this is turning out to be.
MJ with her ghostly comments. Me jerking off over weighty templates and now you being disconnected.
Whatever next?
Sx
At least we have MJ's beaver to fixate on Miss Scarlet
I would be careful with all that jerking you could get a nasty case of RSI
I, for one, am in favor of gratuitous beaver shots.
Blame it on the Ifads.
Mr XL: Beastbite regards itself as a service provider .My dear readers have often complained that this site is lacking beaver shots and we always aim to please.
Mr Mago: The sainted Ifad is proving rather useless without an internets connection .
Monday 5th . Still no internet connection , I am reliably informed the local exchange has 'collapsed in a screaming heap' , I believe that is a technical term
good luck getting connected again, sugar! xoxoxo
Test comment that may disappear after 24 hours.
Watch this space.
How DARE you air my beaver out for public viewing in front of every Tom, Dick and Harry?
Is this really necessary?
*makes note that test comment was posted on July 5th at 13:44 UK time*
Miss MJ please note no animals were injured during the production of this post.Your beaver is keeping me company during my long evenings of no Internet , its not the best of company but frankly its better than nothing
Somehow, I always forget how surly Mistress MJ's beaver can be.
I hope your internets untangle themselves sooner rather than later.
I'd put the beaver in the boil wash - it stinks!
Miss MJ's ghostly comment has vapourised yet again leaving a nasty wiff of sulphurous kippers hanging in the air ***sprays Febrese***.
Mr IVD: Talk Talk and BT are currently finger pointing and hair pulling .I will be without connectivity until at least Wednesday by the sounds of it , and no one seemed over confident it would be resolved then .
Welcome Mr Biggins . The Beaver may be evil smelling and vile of temper but we have formed a bond of sorts and now while away an evening watching Celebrity Bowel Movements or some such . The Beaver prefers Chanel 5
We are all being vaporised now!!!
I will vanish too!!!
Sx
Ha... You vanished!!!
Sx
Test comment Tuesday 13.25 .
All my comments are dissapearing as well now
Yes, I know you are.
Sx
Ha Ha we live again Miss Scarlet :-)
...we live to waffle another day...
But MJ hasn't come back.
Sx
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I hope that didnt stain your tights Miss MJ
***sprays febreze***
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