Poor old Ma Beasty had done her shoulder in and was shuffling about like quasi modo (not that we laughed or took the piss......much mwa ha ha ha ) . It was as Pa Beasty took this picture , I noticed his shorts . They look rather nice , I said suspiciously , as Pa Beasty usually dresses like worzel gummidge
oh these are just some old rag I found in the wardrobe , he preened
But WHOSE wardrobe sniggered Ma Beasty sotto voice
I couldn't believe it the old devil had pinched my favourite Bench shorts
Pa Beasty posing in his Pilfered shorts.
Anyway short of debagging the swine , I had to leave it and get on with the rest of the day .We had a very nice lunch on the quay , wanderered about (a lurching shuffle in Ma Beasties case ***snigger***) and eventually retired to Dorchester to the Cafe C garden for a dorset cream tea hosted by an uncharacteristically jovial Mr C .
Replete with their free tea I then had to endure the fossils waxing lyrically all the way home about how Mr C was always their favourite son , so polite , funny and industrious..blah blah blah... Not like the rest of us dull , work shy deadweights .
I tried in vain to point out he wasn't actually their son , which was summarily dismissed as a mere accident of biology , genetics and location.....bloody cheek!
In more Cafe C news . Saturday was going so well until the oven door exploded.
I off course got the blame.:-(
So a typical week . Robbed . Disowned.Wrongfully accused ....oh and I cracked a rib staggering about with the Cafe C Stage .
But am I bitter
HELL YES!
**** kicks next doors cat***
17 comments:
Never trust ones parents when it comes to pilfering from ones wardrobe.. The Empress on cold days is often caught rummaging through my collection of knitted woolen scarves...Crying "I dont have anything that will go with what i'm wearing"...Sure Mother... 5 wardrobes bursting with apparel and accessories and nothing to wear??? Tho It could be worse.. i dread the day that i find her rammaging through my undies draw...
Dodgy shoulders must be der regur with mothers...Mine has one too...possibly as a result of weilding the wooden spoon in our youth...
Looks like you had a lovely daytrip
Perhaps you can discuss exploding Ovens with IDV and his apocalyptic oven...
Pa likes your camo shorts! Far out!
Oh Hai Princess!
Ha! I'd like to see my Dad trying to wear my shorts!
Here is the lesson: Always make sure that your parents are biggger than you.
Sx
Fantastic fotos, Beast!
Westbay looks amazing. Did they carve the cliff on the beach or is that a natural formation? Looks very pretty with the sand and blue water. This being Europe and all, I'm wondering if that's a topless beach.
The Cafe C garden looks very cozy and peaceful. Nice.
Sounds like a great visit with the folks.
You staggered on stage? Or better off the stage? Heavens, why?
Is that the face that launched a thousand Roy Cropper bags? (MJ told me to say that - Or she would have done had she been around!)
Looks like you had a lovely day other than the cracked rib incident.
IVD is right ... for a change.
Oh, and pffffffffftttttttttt.
Mr. C. is wearing lounge singer shoes, I see.
But at least they're not Crocs.
LOOK...I CAN COMMENT AGAIN!
Braaaaaaapppp.
Excuse me.
That was Ma Beasty's Chickpea Curry talking.
Westfront 1917 gas attacks couldn't be worse ...
*laughs at those massive ears*
*obviously dragged around by them as a child, like a scruffy old tatty teddy from the charity shop*
teehee@Piggy
I'm back from hiatus...early.
Meanwhile, you appear to have taken one yourself.
Miss MJ , Big project at work , finishing this weekend . Back next week :-)
Remember to wash your bits before you head out to work.
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