It is impolite to accept a lift in a persons automotive vehicle , belt oneself in and then proclaim merrilly
"Rather than listen to your usual boring conversation lets play a game"
***SCREWS UP FACE AND BREAKS WIND VIOLENTLY***
"GUESS WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH ? MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"
Next week: Throwing up in Asda's (Wallmart) Car Park with Panache
12 comments:
Was it Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry washed down with a pint of Old Lesbian No. 3?
***sniffs***
Possibly
There are additional top notes of egg and possibly chives
Or was it too much soup...?
Sx
Miss Scarlet any straining after eating that soup and the Beast would be replacing car seats today after power hosing the inside of the car.......it doesnt bare thinking about
I'm rather refined compared to Mr C.
But I still don't know the correct way to eat peas with a knife and fork
it was KFC that made me throw up and the company i was with my bodey started to reject everything!!!
Thank goodness no one was smoking or there might've been a terrible explosion!
KAZ said...
I'm rather refined compared to Mr C.
But I still don't know the correct way to eat peas with a knife and fork
Vigorously Mash them up a bit , the are then easier to handle Miss Kaz :-)
Anonymous said...
it was KFC that made me throw up and the company i was with my bodey started to reject everything!!!
You could always get the bus ???
eroswings said...
Thank goodness no one was smoking or there might've been a terrible explosion!
There was explosion enough for me MR E.....ghastly it was :-(
In answer to KAZ's question of pea-eating ettiquette, one shouldn't eat peas. One employs someone to eat them for one. Problem solved.
Poor BEAST. I thought mobile gas chambers went out of fashion in the 40s?
Inexplicable DeVice said...
In answer to KAZ's question of pea-eating ettiquette, one shouldn't eat peas. One employs someone to eat them for one. Problem solved.
There you go Miss Kaz....the East Angular solution , you can employ me to eat your peas.....I like peas
Poor BEAST. I thought mobile gas chambers went out of fashion in the 40s?
As usual Mr IVD I am lagging behind in the fashion stakes :-(
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