Show us a prime example of Plumbers Crack cried Beastbites Canadian readership (in a very shrill and demanding manner one might add) .Ours is not to reason why gentle reader , but my money is on a certain Canadian bloggeress feverishly clicking the picture to enlarge and there will be a bit of screen licking going on 
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.Judge not , the winters are long and hard in the cutural wasteland of the colonies , however what was Miss Scarlet thinking of when she pleaded for a little Hot Banana Action , one expects a little more restraint from the Garden of England
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Frankly, Miss Scarlet, I don't know WHY we keep coming back here.
How do you know he is a plumber, Beast? Is he a friend of yours?
Scarlet-Blue said...
Sigh.
Is that a sigh of release Miss Scarlet ? or just wind ??
MJ said...
Frankly, Miss Scarlet, I don't know WHY we keep coming back here.
Becuase your addicted Miss MJ . Hanging round Beastbite like moths around a flame !
Gorilla Bananas said...
How do you know he is a plumber, Beast? Is he a friend of yours?
Maybe he is a plumber and maybe he isn't Mr B , its just another of lifes mysteries .
Its def not a friend , I only hang about with anorexics , one gets more food that way
Why, Mr Beastie, with these bananas you are spoiling us...
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Better than those manky Ferrero Rocher Miss Scarlet :-)
The odds are that that man is prolly American and NOT Canuckistani because he would be considered obese and a recent survey stated that obese Americans now outnumber the run-of-the-mill over-weight Lip-Up-Fatty Americanskis...
nowthatisarunonsentence :(
And "up here" it is too frickin c-c-c-cold to have y'er arse exposed to a climate which is remarkably similar to Pluto.
Pluto?
I would have have said "Uranus," Donn.
Donn said...
The odds are that that man is prolly American and NOT Canuckistani because he would be considered obese and a recent survey stated that obese Americans now outnumber the run-of-the-mill over-weight Lip-Up-Fatty Americanskis...
nowthatisarunonsentence :(
And "up here" it is too frickin c-c-c-cold to have y'er arse exposed to a climate which is remarkably similar to Pluto.
Donn , Miss MJ lives in a sub tropical paradise on the west coast , the pastures and valleys are filled with swarms of nekkid flabby old men gambolling and frollicking in the warm sunshine...... while the rest of you freeze :-)
MJ said...
Pluto?
I would have have said "Uranus," Donn.
Typical.
Lowering the tone
Harumph !
Ah, yes, well, the obese Americans are really just storing up enough reserves in their bodies to survive the harsh winters. It's a remnant of the old colonial days when food was scarce and the Indians have yet to build casinos that offer buffets.
Mr E , having been bought up with a steady diet of American TV , where everyone is thin and gorgoues , it was a bit of a shock seeing all these grossly obese people staggering about , I didnt notice it in New York , so Chicago came as a bit of a shock , there was so many of them
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