Beast is scouring the world of haute cuisine to create a splash at the next Cafe C buffet.Teabaggingtastic is the only description for Beasts bulging meaty entrees , this could make the buffet go with a swing and bring a tear to the eye of many a hungry diner
One always likes ones comestibles to go with a bang!
careful where you poke your fork
Natures bounty never goes to waste at Cafe C . Admittedly one has to allow a little longer for the drive to work and remember to bring a shovel and a bucket .However I am sure Beasts medley of spatchocked badger and hedgehog will be a screaming success.
Just the thing to give that Delicious roadkill and authentic 'burning engine oil' finish
***drizzles nibbles with castrol GTX and a scattering of tyre shavings***
Sophistication and understated good taste are our watchwords at Cafe C , One will often hear Mr C wondering aloud when faced with a styling dilemma 'what would Liberace do??'
I think we all know the answer to that........
29 comments:
No mention of my fish finger fan?
*storms off in a huff of scarlet*
Sx
The roadkill chef actually lives in Bournemouth, so why don't you visit his restaurant? I assume Liberace was fond of cream puffs.
I thought that book was called 'The Road Kill Cock Book' - to go with your 'Testicle Cook Book'.
Both of them sound offal.
I'd like some pork on my fork.
What have you done to Miss Scarlet, you brute?
I liked that Liberaqce pic so much that I read the title as "Hetero recipes". Presumably he knew some.
Best word of the week: spatchcocked
Thanks Beast.
I hope those strawberries were washed before being served. Who knows where they might have been?
I wonder if Liberace knew how to toss a salad.
Scarlet-Blue said...
No mention of my fish finger fan?
*storms off in a huff of scarlet*
Dorchester is not yet ready for your fishy delights Miss Scarlet
Gorilla Bananas said...
The roadkill chef actually lives in Bournemouth, so why don't you visit his restaurant? I assume Liberace was fond of cream puffs.
The likes of Nigella Lawson have plundered the Liberace cookbook in the past Mr B , The big L's ham boiled in cherry coke is a masterpeace. The Beast clan will fight to the death for the last slice
KAZ said...
I thought that book was called 'The Road Kill Cock Book' - to go with your 'Testicle Cook Book'.
Both of them sound offal.
You veggies don't know what your missing Miss Kaz , I bet Miss MJ will be complaining about the portion size
MJ said...
I'd like some pork on my fork.
I will have Piggy scrubbed and sent to your room
MJ said...
What have you done to Miss Scarlet, you brute?
Flouncing is the curse of blogging Miss MJ
inkspot said...
I liked that Liberaqce pic so much that I read the title as "Hetero recipes". Presumably he knew some.
I have never thought of recipes having a sexual orientation Inky , I wonder where a greasy saveloy fits ???
Leah said...
Best word of the week: spatchcocked
Thanks Beast.
My pleasure Miss Leah :-)
eroswings said...
I hope those strawberries were washed before being served. Who knows where they might have been?
One is afraid to speculate
I wonder if Liberace knew how to toss a salad.
Just like Miss MJ , I am sure Liberace had house boys to do that sort of manual labour Mr E
Apparently, Liberace was known for his Decorative Crab Balls.
MJ said...
Apparently, Liberace was known for his Decorative Crab Balls.
No suprises there then !
How do you make melon balls?
Sx
with a little scoop Miss Scarlet
Round of Hound, Slab of Lab all with a touch of HP sauce. Sounds like my sort of meal.. Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies would be proud of you.
Ham boiled in Cherry Coke?
And from Liberace no less. Beautiful thing, that.
I suppose you were too busy arranging flowers to drop by my blog on Thursday.
Or more likely you were trying to unstick the bottle up your arse that was pictured there for all to see.
In any case, don’t bother now as we’re moving on to Filthy Friday.
The Old Tarf said...
Round of Hound, Slab of Lab all with a touch of HP sauce. Sounds like my sort of meal.. Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies would be proud of you.
well it comes ready tenderised :-)
Erin O'Brien said...
Ham boiled in Cherry Coke?
And from Liberace no less. Beautiful thing, that.
Erin , it is suprisingly good , beautiful flavour and aroma
MJ said...
I suppose you were too busy arranging flowers to drop by my blog on Thursday.
Indeed I was busy , Thursday thru Saturday are my three 14 hour work days , but I was boycotting the post as that picture was particularly unpleasant
Or more likely you were trying to unstick the bottle up your arse that was pictured there for all to see.
see above
In any case, don’t bother now as we’re moving on to Filthy Friday.
I know , I already commented before I set off for work
The 60 cans of Special Brew are ready to collect - but this time the curatwe says COD - ok?
The curate has an unhealthy interest in money an alcohol for a man of god Mr M
Where is the new post?
Sx
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