The Beast has had his nose to the grindstone the last few weeks .In his absence what have you been doing
Eh ?
Eh?
Slacking that's what
Lazing around , picking your noses , scratching your nether regions and pigging out on fat and sugar drenched comestibles dragging yourself up occasionally to half heartedly post or comment.
Its a disgrace.
You have let everyone down
Worst of all let yourselves down
and ruined every ones day
***wags finger at lazy assed bloggers***
I shall be back later in my five minutes spare time to post and comment
You better have had a good think about your behaviour by then or there will be trouble
DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE !
****BEAST SNARLS MENACINGLY****
17 comments:
*flicks bogey at Beast*
Sx
I think we're the only two people left in the blogosphere.
Sx
Thankyou Beastie
I am duly dressed down and chastised.
After a period of breast beating I shall devote the rest of my life to good works in the style of Mother Theresa.
You're all bark, Mr Beast. The kind you find on trees.
Yeah, I second this! I was just thinking that everything's gone a bit quiet on the blogs!! You tell 'em!
I have been called to civic duty--unfortunately, they want me to come back! I'm hoping I'll be released soon.
Scarlet-Blue said...
*flicks bogey at Beast*
I think we're the only two people left in the blogosphere.
Sx
Its just like one of them zombie films you love Miss Scarlet . Maybe we are the only ones left
KAZ said...
Thankyou Beastie
I am duly dressed down and chastised.
After a period of breast beating I shall devote the rest of my life to good works in the style of Mother Theresa.
Miss Kaz , you have shown true dedication by posting while on holiday. Therefore beat your breasts no longer (Unless of course its a hobby or something)
Gorilla Bananas said...
You're all bark, Mr Beast. The kind you find on trees.
Its not bark Mr Bananas , its that ghastly fake tan Mrs P has been touting
Tim said...
Yeah, I second this! I was just thinking that everything's gone a bit quiet on the blogs!! You tell 'em!
welcome Tim , not that the blighters take the slightest bit of notice
eroswings said...
I have been called to civic duty--unfortunately, they want me to come back! I'm hoping I'll be released soon.
You are exempt then Mr E , I hope you dont get some dreadful filthy friday style case , or maybe thats where Miss MJ has dissapeared to , finally brought to book for her filthy ways :-)
Bah shaddup, I have been very busy, and there's photographic evidence to prove it, ya chimp!
Pfffft
*flicks another bogey*
Sx
I'll have you know I've written my heart out over the last few days and now I am nothing but an empty shell.
Sx
I have been stymied by an errant ISP - namely Virgin. Also I have been serving a short sentence and 'Curly the Cement Block Simpson' hogged the internet to visit the 'Arthur' website...
Miss Scarlet : Well done you , you can now kick back and watch The House of Idiot and regroup .
Mr Mutley . errant Virgins can be very distracting as can grammatical problems , I hope you managed to compose your short sentence and bring the virgin to some sembelance of order
PS: I have no idea what Mr Mutley is talking about I fear he has been at the Lidl's 'quality' gin again.
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