The Beast has been busy working his fingers to the bone , and is rather upset to discover while he has been slaving away to buy fresh supplies of miracle grow that the feckless plants have siezed their chance to indulge in a frenzy of horticultural lust .
There are phallic protuberences thrusting from every bed , the sap is a' pumping and engorged stamens are a' throbbing , curb crawling bees are queueing round the block to part the lush moist petals and slip inside.
**** a fevered Beast lays down in a darkened room and wonders if he needs a long holiday****
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**** a fevered Beast lays down in a darkened room and wonders if he needs a long holiday****
Or just a good shag.
Ha Ha Ha!!! Thank you MJ.
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I've forgotten what I was going to say now.
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Those F*cking Plants! Looks like they're ready for summer lovin.
Lovely Garden fotos! Very vibrant!
Don't put the Viagra in the plant food Beastie.
Save it for yourself.
MJ . It doesnt have to be good !
Miss Scarlet . Dont you be laughing or I will trample on your beavers.
Mr E . Its a hotbed of heady passion out there . I am almost embarrassed to do the weeding .
Miss Kaz . Something has gone them all going . Maybe its my aftershave
Just put on some protection and you'll be fine! Wear your gloves in the garden of love!
Have you been eaten by a triffid?
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Have you got an orange bush?
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Am I on my own here?
When is MJ coming home?
There is a strange empty echo...
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Sssshhhh Miss Scarlet , there are people trying to sleep
***snuggles up to Miss MJ under pile of old newspapers***
*Bang, crash, wallop*
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