March Winds

As you can imagine , The Beast is no stranger to bad wind.
But what a night. As Beast snuggled up under his Transformers Duvet , a howling maelstrom battered the Beast's Liar.
I awoke to 5 wheeley bins and someones fence in my front garden , and one of my double back gates has gone awol.

Wind being the theme of the day , Mrs Gaskers starts her cabbage soup diet this morning .As Mrs G sits directly behind , poor Beasty will be basking in the warm gusts tinged with a delicate hint of bowel.Formidable as the ghastly french would have it.

I cant post pictures to blogger at present so you will just have to taken as read the hilarious pictures I had lined up for this post

SISTA'S DOIN IT FOR THEMSELVES

I dont know what is the world comming to.The vatican is having to shut down a convent in Bari Italy , when the sisters vow of silence was shattered by an unholy row and a punch up.

The Clarissa nuns regarded as the strictest order in the catholic church , devoted to a life of prayer , silence and contemplation , beat the living shite out of the mother superior having been driven to distraction by her nasty habits - and I dont think they were reffering to her laundry.

The Beast wonders if this is the latest ploy by the vatican to bolster those dwindling congregations

The Mearest hint of the possibility of a bit of girl on girl action is bound to put bums on pews - Its a miracle

Halleluyah !