Our harrassed hero The Beast wrestling with a dou of moules and frites , three jacket potato with bries bacon and grapes , goats cheese and med veg and cheese ham and mushrooms , 2 wraps with chicken cheese and bacon , 1 enthusiastic kitchen assistant and a strutting and bumbling trainee chef....
Into the melee rushes an enraged Mr C with all the grace and finesse of a rotweiler with burning piles.....
Yeah no shit !
Exit Beast stage left with scathing comments nipping at his ass like the lobsters of doom.
Next year I spend my vacation on the friggin beach !
29 comments:
Isn't it the time of year for a barbecue, Beast? Instead of slaving away in a kitchen, why don't you hire a boy to sizzle the food over hot coals while you relax in a deck chair?
its my way or the fucking high way!! i dont serve burnt chips! and i dont serve dryed moules!! 3 tickets and you have break down get a grip! and there was 3 of you!!! get a last min deal...
Yes, the heat on the beach from the sun is much preferable to the heat from a stove for a vacation.
Try a cruise! I've seen some great last minute deals out of London (Dover). Or enjoy a day of bbq and drinks at the house.
How about serving the national UK dish? Fish and chips! I'm sure they'd sell out! The locals and tourists luv those!
Sounds like a plan!
How anyone would ever consider eating moules is beyond my understanding. Appalling!
Beast, what tune did you have in mind for that? The 10 days of Christmas doesn't work.
On the beach?
I'll remind you when the time comes.
Gorilla Bananas said...
Isn't it the time of year for a barbecue, Beast? Instead of slaving away in a kitchen, why don't you hire a boy to sizzle the food over hot coals while you relax in a deck chair?
The only thing that gets sizled over hot coals Mr B is me
Anonymous said...
its my way or the fucking high way!! i dont serve burnt chips! and i dont serve dryed moules!! 3 tickets and you have break down get a grip! and there was 3 of you!!! get a last min deal...
Pffffffffffft
eroswings said...
Yes, the heat on the beach from the sun is much preferable to the heat from a stove for a vacation.
Try a cruise! I've seen some great last minute deals out of London (Dover). Or enjoy a day of bbq and drinks at the house.
I dont fancy a cruise at all Mr E , being trapped in a floating tin can with the ghastly general public . I want to go windsurfing or sailing yippeeeeeeee
How about serving the national UK dish? Fish and chips! I'm sure they'd sell out! The locals and tourists luv those!
If you in the UK Mr E , get your Fish and Chips from a Fish and Chip shop , wrapped in paper , there is nothing like it , horrible stuff to cook and prepare tho , you smell of fish and chip fat forever , it gets in your pores
CyberPete said...
Sounds like a plan!
How anyone would ever consider eating moules is beyond my understanding. Appalling!
Moules cooked in white wine cream , onion and garlic, served with fries and crusty bead to mop up the sauce are sublime Pete , one of the classic dishes ....yum
inkspot said...
Beast, what tune did you have in mind for that? The 10 days of Christmas doesn't work.
I was thinking more of reciting the peice in a Byronic mein Inky , rather than appealling to the 'music hall' mentality
KAZ said...
On the beach?
I'll remind you when the time comes.
Yes it would be nice , I have a yearning to make a sandcastle and get molested by a jelly fish
I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHERED COMING 'ROUND HERE WHEN YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TELLING ME WHY I SHOULD COME 'ROUND HERE.
If you had bothered to read my blog, you would understand.
*farts and exits*
MJ said...
I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHERED COMING 'ROUND HERE WHEN YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TELLING ME WHY I SHOULD COME 'ROUND HERE.
If you had bothered to read my blog, you would understand.
*farts and exits*
***sprays Febreze***
Well I havnt been home have I
Some of us have to work you know
Next year I spend my vacation on the friggin beach !
That's what you said last year!!!
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PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Yes, pfffffffffffffttttttttt...
Mr Beastie hasn't even noticed I've been away. *Flounces out in huff of scarlet*
Sx
Where are you?
Miss Scarlet and I have come 'round to give you a wedgie.
Miss MJ , I have been working long hours and had a lot to catch up with when I have any time off - keeps me out of mischief I suppose .
Miss scarlet , pfffft , you better have bought me back some rock and an amusing cornish piscey sitting on a mushroom or something
MJ, I think this may take all our strength... and I might have to stand on a stool... [A KITCHEN STOOL]
Sx
Oh... and Mr Frobisher has posted.
Sx
Hold him down, Miss Scarlet, whilst I grab hold of his underoos.
I am not waering any
GAH!!!
*soaks hands in bleach*
Oh my God! *snaps on surgical gloves*
Sx
I feel dirty, Miss Scarlet.
I fear I am tainted for life.
I don't know what to say... perhaps you only grappled with his banana?
Sx
There ARE no words to describe it, Miss Scarlet.
Don't suggest, even in fun, that I got anywhere near his bruised banana.
I think he's exhausted, Kaz.
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