tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post8052205803068789843..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: HO HO FUCKING HOBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-7900214957305997142007-12-15T17:36:00.000+00:002007-12-15T17:36:00.000+00:00You need Hawkins Bazaar for all you bath goo requi...You need Hawkins Bazaar for all you bath goo requirements Mr Hitch.<BR/>As the beast only drinks vintage champagne (or meths) I never have the hotel dilemma :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-13417487965349062372007-12-15T13:06:00.000+00:002007-12-15T13:06:00.000+00:00I want some of that bath gooFor the next time I st...I want some of that bath goo<BR/>For the next time I stay in a hotel that pisses me off.<BR/>On the subject of hotels , never drink from the bathroom glasses or taps , the cleaners wipe the wet floors and lavatory with the used towels then the glasses and sink .<BR/>FACT !<BR/>This is why Hitch always takes his own water, plus it ficks me offff getting charged minibar prices.The Hitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007793676288933155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-48599989071426535132007-12-14T16:35:00.000+00:002007-12-14T16:35:00.000+00:00mutleythedog said... I have subscribed to peoples...mutleythedog said... <BR/><I> I have subscribed to peoples comments all over the place so whenever anyone makes a new comment I get an email about it... its quite exciting as normally no one emails me!</I><BR/><B> I bethundreds of adoring mutley fans are emailing there master at hourly intervals</B> <I>Also - there are little orange shaps with a B inside them ...</I><BR/><B> Yes they are very exciting Mr M , or it could be be for bottom....sniggers </B><BR/><BR/><I>I have your pic for the Christmas Cracker competition Mr B! It is a little out of date as I know for a fact you won Ms Thai Transvestite in <BR/></I><BR/><B> I was only unner up Mr M, I couldnt fire ping pong balls from certian bits of my anatomy so was pipped atthe post by Mr Hitch </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-50061684673583553492007-12-14T16:32:00.000+00:002007-12-14T16:32:00.000+00:00Daisy said... unfortunately i am too far away to p...Daisy said... <BR/><I>unfortunately i am too far away to play in any reindeer or ma beasty games...if i was there...and would win the goo...i would share :)</I><BR/><B> If I am crafty and accidently label it as a prize for Ma Beasty , who only has a shower, she will give it to me :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-87449834629396805562007-12-14T14:13:00.000+00:002007-12-14T14:13:00.000+00:00I have subscribed to peoples comments all over the...I have subscribed to peoples comments all over the place so whenever anyone makes a new comment I get an email about it... its quite exciting as normally no one emails me! Also - there are little orange shaps with a B inside them ...<BR/><BR/>I have your pic for the Christmas Cracker competition Mr B! It is a little out of date as I know for a fact you won Ms Thai Transvestite in 2001!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-20157973727551820752007-12-14T11:31:00.000+00:002007-12-14T11:31:00.000+00:00unfortunately i am too far away to play in any rei...unfortunately i am too far away to play in any reindeer or ma beasty games...if i was there...and would win the goo...i would share :)Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-74849149678173167462007-12-13T16:32:00.000+00:002007-12-13T16:32:00.000+00:00mutleythedog said... Iwould quite like to see you...mutleythedog said... <BR/><I> Iwould quite like to see you covered in Bath goo....<BR/></I><BR/><BR/><B> that wouldbe a bit of a sight Mr M , it may put you of pea soup for a very long time</B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-58132961573698516222007-12-13T13:22:00.000+00:002007-12-13T13:22:00.000+00:00Iwould quite like to see you covered in Bath goo.....Iwould quite like to see you covered in Bath goo....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-70180544011825328122007-12-13T13:20:00.000+00:002007-12-13T13:20:00.000+00:00Daisy said... mmmm bath goo eh beast...i learn mo...Daisy said... <BR/><I> mmmm bath goo eh beast...i learn more and more which i like about you every day...and so close to christmas too...mmmm</I><BR/><B> If only it was for me Daisy , its one of the purchases for the Ma Beasties christmas prize sack that sits in the corner for any lucky winners of the xmas games fest </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-75678734884791179892007-12-13T01:36:00.000+00:002007-12-13T01:36:00.000+00:00mmmm bath goo eh beast...i learn more and more whi...mmmm bath goo eh beast...i learn more and more which i like about you every day...and so close to christmas too...mmmmDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-68345655505884908342007-12-12T22:27:00.000+00:002007-12-12T22:27:00.000+00:00mutleythedog said... The whole thing sounds absolu...mutleythedog said... <BR/><I>The whole thing sounds absolutely ghastly Mr B! Have you been in Woolworths recently? Its entirely full of things that no one in their right minds would want, massive piles of total fucking tat and rubbish!!!</I><BR/><B> I have been avoiding the lure of woolworths Mr M ,I think its an outpost of the axis of evil , I have heard they sacrafice virgins in the pick and mix aisle </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-44896419866041709052007-12-12T17:06:00.000+00:002007-12-12T17:06:00.000+00:00MJ said... What's crawled up Frobi's rectum? Oh I...MJ said... <BR/><I> What's crawled up Frobi's rectum?</I><BR/><B> Oh I say , you colonials are so rude !</B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-87158014208576657412007-12-12T17:05:00.000+00:002007-12-12T17:05:00.000+00:00Frobisher said... *rises above catty remarks*I we...Frobisher said... <BR/><I> *rises above catty remarks*<BR/><BR/>I went to the very same shopping centre (or mall for our colonial cousins). It was shit then.<BR/><BR/>If fact, Christmas is shit.<BR/><BR/>Everything is shit.</I><BR/><BR/><B> Is this a preview of Mr F's christmas speech ??<BR/>Cheer up Mr F , santa will be getting ready to fill your stockings :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-20950142914042328612007-12-12T17:01:00.000+00:002007-12-12T17:01:00.000+00:00FirstNations said... had i read this earlier i co...FirstNations said... <BR/><I> had i read this earlier i could have avoided going to the exact same shopping mall today. i passed up the donkey-worst for the 'rusted torpedo -like object that smells of bologna', though.</I><BR/><BR/><B> Miss FN , the rusted torpedo sounds....mmmm. tasty. I can still taste the bratwurst<BR/>remeber a bratwurst is not just for christmas..... </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-70059512057866180572007-12-12T16:59:00.000+00:002007-12-12T16:59:00.000+00:00Gorilla Bananas said... Someone has to eat the don...Gorilla Bananas said... <BR/><I>Someone has to eat the donkey's dick, Beast. Think of it as your charitable deed for Christmas. The buffalo's balls taste worse. So I've heard.<BR/></I><BR/><B>Mr B that explains the steaming cauldron of what was described as Austrian meatballs , lucky I didnt try those then </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-22206623304889451452007-12-12T16:51:00.000+00:002007-12-12T16:51:00.000+00:00What's crawled up Frobi's rectum?What's crawled up Frobi's rectum?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-89226583787319414992007-12-12T16:41:00.000+00:002007-12-12T16:41:00.000+00:00*rises above catty remarks*I went to the very same...*rises above catty remarks*<BR/><BR/>I went to the very same shopping centre (or mall for our colonial cousins). It was shit then.<BR/><BR/>If fact, Christmas is shit.<BR/><BR/>Everything is shit.Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-60640690970659642432007-12-12T00:31:00.000+00:002007-12-12T00:31:00.000+00:00had i read this earlier i could have avoided going...had i read this earlier i could have avoided going to the exact same shopping mall today. i passed up the donkey-worst for the 'rusted torpedo -like object that smells of bologna', though.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-10455368031454064182007-12-11T19:27:00.000+00:002007-12-11T19:27:00.000+00:00lady muck said... Sounds like a fun day was had b...lady muck said... <BR/><I> Sounds like a fun day was had by all... spotted donkey dick, mmmmmmmmmmm what a delicacy…..</I><BR/><B> Right you are then , I shall stick the remaining half thru your letterbox.....Happy Xmas :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-75217073576310203562007-12-11T14:28:00.000+00:002007-12-11T14:28:00.000+00:00MJ said... A "Greasy ,Diseased Donkey Dick served...MJ said... <BR/><I> A "Greasy ,Diseased Donkey Dick served in a housebrick"?<BR/><BR/>You've eaten in Frobi's Country Kitchen then?</I><BR/><BR/><B> MJ I am in enough trouble for accidently using the same recipe Frobisher published 5 years ago or something , so I state for the record that Frobisher IS the Fanny Craddock for the new millenia....make of that what you will :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-42106421318835909692007-12-11T14:25:00.000+00:002007-12-11T14:25:00.000+00:00Hammer said... You can take consolation in the fa...Hammer said... <BR/><I> You can take consolation in the fact that it went worse for the donkey.</I><BR/><BR/><B> Mr H , The donkey got off lightly....dreadful it was , I suppose I should take some consolation that I didnt break all y teeth on the 'fresh' bun</B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-64330976037571708352007-12-11T13:29:00.000+00:002007-12-11T13:29:00.000+00:00A "Greasy ,Diseased Donkey Dick served in a houseb...A "Greasy ,Diseased Donkey Dick served in a housebrick"?<BR/><BR/>You've eaten in Frobi's Country Kitchen then?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-42114862611172192642007-12-11T12:17:00.000+00:002007-12-11T12:17:00.000+00:00You can take consolation in the fact that it went ...You can take consolation in the fact that it went worse for the donkey.nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07550167783969561280noreply@blogger.com