tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post7558634252723226757..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: BEASTS TOP TIPS AND INTERESTING FACTSBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-80842041458666381562009-05-03T07:49:00.000+00:002009-05-03T07:49:00.000+00:00mutleythedog said...
I am reeling.... you do KARA...mutleythedog said... <br />I am reeling.... you do KARATE!!?<br /><B> I did Karate for years Mr M , till embarrasingly I broke my shoulder rather nastily in a 'How to fall safley' class.<br />In my experience its never much fun being on the wrong end of irony :-( </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-65897608744312413842009-05-03T07:47:00.000+00:002009-05-03T07:47:00.000+00:00UBERMOUTH said...
The black widow spider does the...UBERMOUTH said... <br />The black widow spider does the 'disappearing head' act too.<br />What men will sacrifice for sex!<br /><B>The answer is ANYTHING rather than 'talk about our feelings' and other such femenine mularkey after the deed is done Uber....jeez girls !!! :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-2600830171244117632009-05-03T07:44:00.001+00:002009-05-03T07:44:00.001+00:00Nuzzer Happenstance said...
I don't really want t...Nuzzer Happenstance said... <br />I don't really want to know HOW they know that a Pig's orgasm can last 30 minutes...<br />but obviously the aroma of makin' bacon must have something to do with it.<br />Sooo-weet!<br /><B>You want to be reincarnated as a pig now don't you Nuzzer </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-77570251540960701862009-05-03T07:44:00.000+00:002009-05-03T07:44:00.000+00:00Leah said...
I too must hold up the hand to remin...Leah said... <br />I too must hold up the hand to remind myself of left from right, however, I've learned to hold up my right hand and make the sign of a backwards L. Then you can see it is not an L, therefore not left, therefore right. See, you can tell direction without making the international sign of the Loser. It's ingenious, right?<br /><B>Leah , thats a gold standard bit of 'girl logic' , however if it works it works :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-50280717576813157612009-05-03T07:42:00.000+00:002009-05-03T07:42:00.000+00:00Ms Smack said...
You write the best posts!!
Why t...Ms Smack said... <br />You write the best posts!!<br /><B>Why thank you Miss Smack , its just befuddled ramblings of a silly old fool :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-27603581604116345822009-05-03T07:35:00.000+00:002009-05-03T07:35:00.000+00:00I am reeling.... you do KARATE!!?I am reeling.... you do KARATE!!?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-45521041373828694132009-05-02T23:42:00.000+00:002009-05-02T23:42:00.000+00:00The black widow spider does the 'disappearing head...The black widow spider does the 'disappearing head' act too.<br />What men will sacrifice for sex!UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-25708432043298534602009-05-02T23:10:00.000+00:002009-05-02T23:10:00.000+00:00I don't really want to know HOW they know that a P...I don't really want to know HOW they know that a Pig's orgasm can last 30 minutes...<br />but obviously the aroma of makin' bacon must have something to do with it.<br />Sooo-weet!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-81657009968985392422009-05-02T12:29:00.000+00:002009-05-02T12:29:00.000+00:00I too must hold up the hand to remind myself of le...I too must hold up the hand to remind myself of left from right, however, I've learned to hold up my right hand and make the sign of a backwards L. Then you can see it is <I>not</I> an L, therefore <I>not</I> left, therefore right. See, you can tell direction without making the international sign of the Loser. It's ingenious, right?Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-89192436165759112282009-05-02T00:43:00.000+00:002009-05-02T00:43:00.000+00:00You write the best posts!!You write the best posts!!Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-14677905635919196132009-05-01T09:00:00.000+00:002009-05-01T09:00:00.000+00:00Scarlet-Blue said...
Can I have the cake without ...Scarlet-Blue said... <br />Can I have the cake without the broken wind please?<br /><br /><B> and miss out on the unique flavour Miss Scarlet ??? </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-86998199144041983592009-05-01T08:59:00.000+00:002009-05-01T08:59:00.000+00:00MJ said...
I have a chocolate cake in my fridge ,...MJ said... <br />I have a chocolate cake in my fridge , would you like to break wind on it ???<br /><br />Is this some kind of trap?<br /><br /><B>Excuse me Madam you seem to have butter cream on your butt cheeks </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-36991441685100831902009-05-01T08:58:00.000+00:002009-05-01T08:58:00.000+00:00Scarlet-Blue said...
Did you turn right when you ...Scarlet-Blue said... <br />Did you turn right when you left the building and can I have some cake please?<br /><br /><B> The Loser hand says I did turn right Miss Scarlet . I shall take out a slice before Miss MJ 'christens' it </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-90621554418807332622009-04-30T21:18:00.000+00:002009-04-30T21:18:00.000+00:00Can I have the cake without the broken wind please...Can I have the cake without the broken wind please?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-64845892780463414592009-04-30T18:09:00.000+00:002009-04-30T18:09:00.000+00:00I have a chocolate cake in my fridge , would you l...<I> I have a chocolate cake in my fridge , would you like to break wind on it ???</I><BR><BR>Is this some kind of trap?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-50502510409043803112009-04-30T17:41:00.000+00:002009-04-30T17:41:00.000+00:00Did you turn right when you left the building and ...Did you turn right when you left the building and can I have some cake please?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-38245345465645942142009-04-30T06:27:00.000+00:002009-04-30T06:27:00.000+00:00I have a chocolate cake in my fridge , would you l...<B>I have a chocolate cake in my fridge , would you like to break wind on it ??? </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-39387124924510773932009-04-30T06:26:00.000+00:002009-04-30T06:26:00.000+00:00MJ said...
Therefore the bad tempered female Pray...MJ said... <br />Therefore the bad tempered female Praying Mantis first rips off her prospective partners headHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!<br /><B> I could have said trainer clad foot Miss MJ ??? </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-65500769000776206922009-04-30T06:25:00.000+00:002009-04-30T06:25:00.000+00:00Anonymous said...
Did you know elephants also can...Anonymous said... <br />Did you know elephants also cant jump!!! and dolphins have sex for pleasure too! i also wank 3 times a day!! 190 seconds of my life wasted!!<br /><B> A little quality time with your Micheal Jackson Glove is never wasted ! </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-39012697969474519952009-04-30T03:24:00.000+00:002009-04-30T03:24:00.000+00:00Therefore the bad tempered female Praying Mantis f...<I>Therefore the bad tempered female Praying Mantis first rips off her prospective partners head</I>Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-76065066689976064192009-04-30T00:36:00.000+00:002009-04-30T00:36:00.000+00:00Did you know elephants also cant jump!!! and dolph...Did you know elephants also cant jump!!! and dolphins have sex for pleasure too! i also wank 3 times a day!! 190 seconds of my life wasted!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-78459804247452514492009-04-29T18:47:00.000+00:002009-04-29T18:47:00.000+00:00eroswings said...
So that's why bacon is so salty...eroswings said... <br />So that's why bacon is so salty!<br /><br />Someone actually got close enough and timed pig orgasms? I suspect this is how the the swine flu got started!<br /><B> People get paid for stuff like that Mr E , what a job :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-16037400499851584762009-04-29T18:46:00.000+00:002009-04-29T18:46:00.000+00:00Hammer said...
Pig mayonaise..for some reason I'm...Hammer said... <br />Pig mayonaise..for some reason I'm not so hungry anymore.<br /><B> Maybe we have discovered a new dieting aid Mr H </B>Pig genetalia also are shaped like a corkscrew and pretty much work the same way.<br /><B> I think that is too much information </B>Who says the petting zoo isn't educational...<br /><B>The things one learns , its shocking </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-46676084617634923812009-04-29T18:44:00.000+00:002009-04-29T18:44:00.000+00:00Scarlet-Blue said...
Oh crikey... I'm very worrie...Scarlet-Blue said... <br />Oh crikey... I'm very worried about Mr C... does he also have swine flu?<br /><B>Mad cow desease more like </B>Anyhow, I can't tell my left from my right either... and the signing trick doesn't work for me because I'm mirror confused as well... Let's not drive anywhere together... it'd be L...<br /><B>Lord Knows where we would end up Miss Scarlet , but it could be exciting </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-49609459150439016642009-04-29T18:43:00.000+00:002009-04-29T18:43:00.000+00:00Gorilla Bananas said...
Mr C must have watched th...Gorilla Bananas said... <br />Mr C must have watched the 'Swine Orgy' DVD without realising that the cast were faking it. You could always pierce your left nipple.<br /><B> Damn them faking pigs Mr B , I think the hand thing is easier than self mutilation </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.com