tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post6167521817779640480..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: BEASTIES BOOK CLUB HOLIDAY SPECIALBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-67700158131516141802008-06-21T09:09:00.000+00:002008-06-21T09:09:00.000+00:00i'd show you my tat but you have to ask real nice ...i'd show you my tat but you have to ask real nice ;)Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-33060701522001349602008-06-20T19:11:00.000+00:002008-06-20T19:11:00.000+00:00I suggest you shove the stale baguette down your t...I suggest you shove the stale baguette down your trousers to give the illusion of a crotch.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-13541727625915425132008-06-20T11:25:00.000+00:002008-06-20T11:25:00.000+00:00Shoved me out the door with nothing but a stale ol...Shoved me out the door with nothing but a stale old bagguette that the dogs wouldn't eat for me dinnerBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-7860296242393834882008-06-20T10:26:00.000+00:002008-06-20T10:26:00.000+00:00Mr C untied your apron strings, did he?Mr C untied your apron strings, did he?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-77079875672498056062008-06-20T07:16:00.000+00:002008-06-20T07:16:00.000+00:00Miss MJ I have been Mr C's kitchen slave , but now...Miss MJ I have been Mr C's kitchen slave , but now I am freed from serfdom for the weekend and may even post something :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-62046364685471844382008-06-19T21:05:00.000+00:002008-06-19T21:05:00.000+00:00*sniffs*Have you been playing doctor with Ms. Nati...*sniffs*<BR/><BR/>Have you been playing doctor with Ms. Nations again?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-26691118981502684712008-06-19T14:51:00.000+00:002008-06-19T14:51:00.000+00:00The customer is always right Miss MJIf its fishy f...The customer is always right Miss MJ<BR/>If its fishy fingers you want<BR/>Have a sniff of these<BR/>****waves fingers at MJ****BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-83222564335958587552008-06-19T13:51:00.000+00:002008-06-19T13:51:00.000+00:00I asked for fish fingers; not sausage fingers.This...I asked for fish fingers; not sausage fingers.<BR/><BR/>This caff is off to a bad start.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-38725168463215429482008-06-19T13:24:00.000+00:002008-06-19T13:24:00.000+00:00Bugger! I meant severedIt was an overheated brain ...Bugger! I meant severed<BR/>It was an overheated brain attached to frustrated fingers<BR/>A great big sausage fingered typing mess<BR/>***takes medication***BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-79013631928470281832008-06-19T12:45:00.000+00:002008-06-19T12:45:00.000+00:00"Servered" foot, Beast?No, the foot will not be se..."Servered" foot, Beast?<BR/><BR/>No, the foot will not be served.<BR/><BR/>This is a classy establishment.<BR/><BR/>No shoes, no service.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-62427291628728187762008-06-19T09:07:00.000+00:002008-06-19T09:07:00.000+00:00Old Tarf , Donn and Miss MJ , there is a bit of a ...Old Tarf , Donn and Miss MJ , there is a bit of a Canadian , cheese , salmon and weenies and teabagging orgy going on here.....will there be another trainer clad servered foot washed up soon ????BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-46719533922470514352008-06-19T06:02:00.001+00:002008-06-19T06:02:00.001+00:00Tarf - Obey David Suzuki.Tarf - Obey David Suzuki.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-77494503701348579862008-06-19T06:02:00.000+00:002008-06-19T06:02:00.000+00:00Are they cocktail weenies? Let's see how many I ca...Are they cocktail weenies? <BR/><BR/>Let's see how many I can put in my mouth at once.<BR/><BR/>Just don't serve me pickled baby corn. Don't bring it anywhere near me. Mutant corn!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-80576364511729158272008-06-18T17:29:00.000+00:002008-06-18T17:29:00.000+00:00What's life without cheese?LONGER!puts on Herr 'V'...What's life without cheese?<BR/>LONGER!<BR/><BR/>puts on Herr 'V'agner'z Flight of das Valkyries on the turntable...<BR/><BR/>cue bkgd explosions and cue Robert Duvall..<BR/><BR/>"Lesbians don't surf!<BR/>I love the smell of teabagging in the morning...<BR/>smells like..<BR/>victory!"Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-30965443111292015892008-06-18T14:15:00.000+00:002008-06-18T14:15:00.000+00:00Mj- All the Atlantic salmon goes out west and to O...Mj- All the Atlantic salmon goes out west and to Ontario.<BR/>I can get you some pacific salmon as it is in the stores out here. I am sure Suzuki wouldn't mind a BBQ either.The Old Tarfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06338685538300669914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-80942112493601911472008-06-18T09:29:00.000+00:002008-06-18T09:29:00.000+00:00Mr Mutley , they were for 'personal use' only, as ...Mr Mutley , they were for 'personal use' only, as there are not many people who enjoy intimacy with baked comestables.<BR/>Scone anyone ???<BR/><BR/>***Floats past Miss MJ with a selection of hot nibbles , cheese and pineaple on cocktail sticks and weeners ****BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-88945652159517101872008-06-18T02:49:00.000+00:002008-06-18T02:49:00.000+00:00You could at least serve up some refreshments whil...You could at least serve up some refreshments while we're forced to wait here for you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-89584367081605328002008-06-17T21:55:00.000+00:002008-06-17T21:55:00.000+00:00You have not published details of any of those 'sp...You have not published details of any of those 'special' porn books you sold me for only $500 last year... do you think I could recoup by selling them on?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-71078001864589067392008-06-17T16:53:00.000+00:002008-06-17T16:53:00.000+00:00See I told ya :-(See I told ya :-(BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-83824829676859591302008-06-17T15:57:00.000+00:002008-06-17T15:57:00.000+00:00And you can forget about me hosting next month's B...And you can forget about me hosting next month's Book Club meeting.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-67868691428265059672008-06-17T15:56:00.000+00:002008-06-17T15:56:00.000+00:00You're lucky I have to get off to work now or I'd ...You're lucky I have to get off to work now or I'd spend all day here complaining about the lack of customer service.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-62629632967324127282008-06-17T15:45:00.000+00:002008-06-17T15:45:00.000+00:00*stuffs a wheel of Canadian Bleu Bénédictin up the...*stuffs a wheel of Canadian Bleu Bénédictin up the arses of both Beast AND Mr. C*<BR/><BR/>Oh stop your blubbering.<BR/><BR/>It's a semi-soft.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-18944376076260054272008-06-17T15:35:00.000+00:002008-06-17T15:35:00.000+00:00Miss MJ , how about some Nice tinned salmon????Tar...Miss MJ , how about some Nice tinned salmon????<BR/><BR/>Tarf , I am sure Miss MJ will send you some cheese from her stash.<BR/><BR/>Dear all Cafe C has finally opened its doors , and I am running about a bit on top of my day job helping with a few days of loose end tying.<BR/>So If I am scant on my comments for a couple of days Its Mr C's fault<BR/>I can hear Miss MJ moaning already , but as I cant comment on her 'porn stylee' site from work , and spend all evening travelling and doing stuff ....tough titty :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-29128522919313427052008-06-17T13:21:00.000+00:002008-06-17T13:21:00.000+00:00Tarf - Could you send us some Atlantic Salmon? Dav...Tarf - Could you send us some Atlantic Salmon? <BR/><BR/>David Suzuki doesn't want us eating the Pacific Salmon as their numbers are low.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-51692832427227881412008-06-17T13:12:00.000+00:002008-06-17T13:12:00.000+00:00Enjoyed your book club read. Although as a Coffee ...Enjoyed your book club read. Although as a Coffee drinker. I find the "Tea Bag Folding" a little stewed for my taste.<BR/><BR/>As to the Cheese book on the best seller list here. in Nova Scotia, we cannot afford to buy cheese as all the Cheese is out west or in Upper Canada. Same as all our fish goes to the rest of Canada and we have to make do with imports.The Old Tarfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06338685538300669914noreply@blogger.com