tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post5746276396619678990..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: SCREAMING HEAPBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-56665755042852242712008-07-18T08:11:00.000+00:002008-07-18T08:11:00.000+00:00Donn . If I understand the adverts properly , at c...Donn . If I understand the adverts properly , at certain times of the month , women get an unbearable urge to ride horses , dico dance and do a lot of bike riding , this in turn requires gusset strengthening and freshening and the abilty to absorb blue liquid by the bucket load and it seems very important to have a cotton top weave and wings ???? .<BR/>This probably makes perfect sense to SOMEBODY.<BR/>Tarf , you lucky devil , I am green with envy , I hate work :-(BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-91895228525656958522008-07-17T13:34:00.000+00:002008-07-17T13:34:00.000+00:00I used to have a six pack now it is just a 12 pack...I used to have a six pack now it is just a 12 pack.<BR/><BR/> Work is a pain in the Ashtray that is why I am retired now. , so everyday is Holiday. I only have to answer to one Mistress now, Oh, two; the Cat wants something. So I must go.The Old Tarfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06338685538300669914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-79822873828504326802008-07-17T13:02:00.000+00:002008-07-17T13:02:00.000+00:00Gadzooks! Check out MJ's stream of consciousness r...Gadzooks!<BR/> Check out MJ's stream of consciousness riff on 'tampoons'?<BR/>I don't get all of the ads..do women not know about these things? Seriously is this some huge revelation? <BR/><BR/>Force feeding Geese has got to be one of the lowest points in human development..maybe after we'd solved gigantic social problems could we afford to sit around and think about stuffing Geese to make pate..really how f*cked up is that?Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-68440070343612692532008-07-17T12:14:00.000+00:002008-07-17T12:14:00.000+00:00*runs all over Beast's house, flapping fanny to si...*runs all over Beast's house, flapping fanny to simulate wings*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-66631259165487352942008-07-17T08:23:00.000+00:002008-07-17T08:23:00.000+00:00Oh no I had a sausage fingered fit and misnamed Mi...Oh no I had a sausage fingered fit and misnamed Miss Uber as Miss Buber......there will be tears before bedtime :-(BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-59169992849206388592008-07-17T07:50:00.000+00:002008-07-17T07:50:00.000+00:00Miss FN . Put Mr C down , you dont know where he h...Miss FN . Put Mr C down , you dont know where he has been and stop flicking Frobisher with your lavender scented suspenders. A man in his condition can only take so much.<BR/><BR/>Miss Uber . More Man meat than you can handle ???? <BR/><BR/>Mr M , I shall alert Mr C to add Fray Bentos Pie Kebobs to his specials board. Cafe C is is just down the road from you so you can visit anytime :-) (Cafe Jago , opposite the museum in Dorchester)<BR/><BR/>Miss Buber . My readers are lovely....mostly<BR/><BR/>Miss Letty . I shall wear a Micheal Jackson styleee mask to work in futur . Our air con is rubbish , the air is often warmer than it is outside :-(.<BR/><BR/>Spray Febreze in Miss MJ's direction , Please cover that up , your attracting the local catsBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-27967991980283842492008-07-17T03:51:00.000+00:002008-07-17T03:51:00.000+00:00I'm airing my fanny out right now as you sleep, in...I'm airing my fanny out right now as you sleep, in your garden.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-42668998814526785202008-07-16T22:29:00.000+00:002008-07-16T22:29:00.000+00:00Have the filters/filtration been checked in a blue...Have the filters/filtration been checked in a blue moon or so? Because funky/snotty throats usually means fungus among your air-conditioning ducts and what-not.<BR/><BR/>But if the thermostat is down to arctic levels, that can eff with your body bigtime -- cough, "a/c colds", etc.<BR/><BR/>.... YES, I've lived in the desert too damned long, I know. When I've traveled and stayed away long, I've actually been homesick for air-conditioning!Letty Cruzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01278251441828101436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-41092174439225287952008-07-16T21:39:00.000+00:002008-07-16T21:39:00.000+00:00And I thought my readers were weird!And I thought my readers were weird!UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-40077760232106542112008-07-16T21:37:00.000+00:002008-07-16T21:37:00.000+00:00I will come and do a few shifts.. really I am fuc...I will come and do a few shifts.. really I am fucking good in a kitchen...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-32153129084860611952008-07-16T21:33:00.000+00:002008-07-16T21:33:00.000+00:00That kid did not get like that eating sushi and se...That kid did not get like that eating sushi and seaweed!UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-70743021662152746522008-07-16T19:41:00.000+00:002008-07-16T19:41:00.000+00:00*shoos a snuffling frobisher out the back way with...*shoos a snuffling frobisher out the back way with a broom*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-37841445849099704012008-07-16T19:40:00.001+00:002008-07-16T19:40:00.001+00:00...right after frobisher leaves....right after frobisher leaves.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-14966424914848040282008-07-16T19:40:00.000+00:002008-07-16T19:40:00.000+00:00PS anonymous is RED HOT LIKE FIRE AND I MUST SMOOC...PS anonymous is RED HOT LIKE FIRE AND I MUST SMOOCH HIM ALL OVER.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-62554708134993198182008-07-16T19:39:00.000+00:002008-07-16T19:39:00.000+00:00*runs towards anonymous, arms outstretched, to fal...*runs towards anonymous, arms outstretched, to fall into in a lavender-scented tangle of black lace suspenders and decollatage*<BR/><BR/><BR/>*wakes up on a gurney with a concussion*<BR/><BR/>*DAMN AND CURSE these lavender scented suspenders and partially exposed boobage lying about all over the landscape*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-52777707349990552462008-07-16T18:16:00.000+00:002008-07-16T18:16:00.000+00:00I meant START LOVING in the Mr C comment , I dont ...I meant START LOVING in the Mr C comment , I dont know where the starve came from.....must be my tapewormBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-23654896805440407072008-07-16T18:15:00.000+00:002008-07-16T18:15:00.000+00:00MJ said... I'm feeling much fresher today Thank yo...MJ said... <BR/>I'm feeling much fresher today<BR/><B> Thank you for sharing Miss MJ , I have put down newspaper 'just in case' </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-62144282059103657762008-07-16T18:14:00.000+00:002008-07-16T18:14:00.000+00:00Anonymous said... i love you FN xxxxxxx Mr C is di...Anonymous said... <BR/>i love you FN xxxxxxx<BR/><B> Mr C is displaying the dangers of buying organic food supplies , you turn into a big old tree hugging hippy , and starve LOVING every bugger all over peoples blogs.<BR/>I will distract him Miss FN , while you make a run for it </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-57230743188378259052008-07-16T18:06:00.000+00:002008-07-16T18:06:00.000+00:00kyknoord said... Oh man, I feel like that every da...kyknoord said... <BR/>Oh man, I feel like that every day and I haven't even had a holiday. Maybe it's from staying up all night watching adverts for feminine hygeine products<BR/><B> Ooooh maybe it wasnt a virus then , it was the products , I have fresh wings poisoning</B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-9401335895159880662008-07-16T15:14:00.000+00:002008-07-16T15:14:00.000+00:00I'm feeling much fresher today.I'm feeling much fresher today.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-74709285923516154162008-07-16T12:27:00.000+00:002008-07-16T12:27:00.000+00:00i love you FN xxxxxxxi love you FN xxxxxxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-11466378277449833522008-07-16T07:52:00.000+00:002008-07-16T07:52:00.000+00:00Oh man, I feel like that every day and I haven't e...Oh man, I feel like that <I>every day</I> and I haven't even had a holiday. Maybe it's from staying up all night watching adverts for feminine hygeine products.kyknoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01376671662670291957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-90439164957444291492008-07-16T07:49:00.000+00:002008-07-16T07:49:00.000+00:00I blame Mr Mutley Liz , he seems to slip thru spac...I blame Mr Mutley Liz , he seems to slip thru space and time leaving nowt but a slight wiff of anchovies and old spice to mark his passing .<BR/>I dont think it was a darlek , it was more likely Miss Mu Tai Dong being silly with a sink plunger....she has a very 'foreign' sense of humour.BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-23056746613125080432008-07-16T07:41:00.000+00:002008-07-16T07:41:00.000+00:00You mean we could be like Doctor Who and Rose? Did...You mean we could be like Doctor Who and Rose? Did we meet daleks? Have you wiped my brain? Yes! That would explain an awful lot.Liz Hindshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04646532093872561703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-67433177380155125102008-07-16T04:58:00.000+00:002008-07-16T04:58:00.000+00:00mutleythedog said... I have some left over vaginal...mutleythedog said... <BR/>I have some left over vaginal deodorant from the Curates party last week should it be of any interest...<BR/><BR/><B> I worry about the curate Mr M , he has very 'sophisticated ' tastes for a man of the cloth </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.com