tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post4958423609943461347..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: FAREWELL MY LOVELIESBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-18290320524300630602007-09-13T07:20:00.000+00:002007-09-13T07:20:00.000+00:00William Minotaur said... 'knob the size of a cush...William Minotaur said... <BR/><I> 'knob the size of a cushion'<BR/>I'm thinking cushions though bigger than the average Male genitalia are renowned for there soft squashy characteristics. <BR/>Wouldn't a hard little bolster be more what you are after? </I><BR/><BR/><B> Mr M , we were commenting on size , and had not yet broached the subject of firmness , one doesnt like to give Miss Jungly Jane to broad a subject matter , as thing can go horrible wrong very quickly </B><BR/><BR/> <BR/><I> Do you notice that my entry though published after yours is timed before.<BR/><BR/>There is obviously some delay for censorship. I smell a conspiracy!</I><BR/><B> I fear Miss First Nations has been idley toying with the space time continuem AGAIN... not content with messing with the cut of my shorts </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-66207256511680660822007-09-12T13:17:00.000+00:002007-09-12T13:17:00.000+00:00Do you notice that my entry though published after...Do you notice that my entry though published after yours is timed before.<BR/><BR/>There is obviously some delay for censorship. I smell a conspiracy!The Rooms Galleryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06828500914368715080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-85884977742126734562007-09-12T13:16:00.000+00:002007-09-12T13:16:00.000+00:00'knob the size of a cushion'I'm thinking cushions ...'knob the size of a cushion'<BR/>I'm thinking cushions though bigger than the average Male genitalia are renowned for there soft squashy characteristics. <BR/>Wouldn't a hard little bolster be more what you are after?The Rooms Galleryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06828500914368715080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-21491219719870012252007-09-11T13:17:00.000+00:002007-09-11T13:17:00.000+00:00Newforestandy said... Pffft.... 'knob the size of...Newforestandy said... <BR/><I> Pffft.... 'knob the size of a cushion' bragging again? or more than likely just bragging once again </I><BR/><BR/><B> How dare you !!!! Frobisher throw this gentleman out </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-76057622326661921752007-09-11T11:32:00.000+00:002007-09-11T11:32:00.000+00:00Pffft.... 'knob the size of a cushion' bragging ag...Pffft.... 'knob the size of a cushion' bragging again? or more than likely just bragging once againNewforestandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10226585644479116412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-58408008979462944172007-09-11T08:49:00.000+00:002007-09-11T08:49:00.000+00:00First Nations said... ....now, see, I was thinkin...First Nations said... <BR/><I> ....now, see, I was thinking along the same lines. Just read some of Muttley's porn and they ought to stay up just fine for the balance of the day.<BR/><BR/>an e-mail with attachment is on it's way forthwith!</I><BR/><BR/><B> Oh Goody a bit of shorts surgery is on its way..... I am about to create<BR/>**** forked lighting*****<BR/>****Crash of thunder***<BR/> Frankenshorts......Mwa Ha Ha HA </B><BR/><BR/><I> JUNGLYJANE!!!!!</I><BR/><BR/><B> Dont be sill FN your not Jungly Jane , go and have a little lie down and it will all begin to make sense </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-37739489487527756202007-09-11T08:45:00.000+00:002007-09-11T08:45:00.000+00:00jungle jane said... Beastie why don't you stuff a...jungle jane said... <BR/><I> Beastie why don't you stuff a few pillows down the front of your pants?? that way you can still wear your fave pants AND everyone will think you have a knob the size of a cushion.... </I><BR/><B> But I have got a knob the size of a cushion !! </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-89719592458492602552007-09-11T08:44:00.000+00:002007-09-11T08:44:00.000+00:00Newforestandy said... No doubt the stains would b...Newforestandy said... <BR/><I> No doubt the stains would be, jam from the donuts and ketchup dripped off of the chips? </I><BR/><BR/><B> Amongst other things MR NFA :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-16572344625822304832007-09-11T00:47:00.000+00:002007-09-11T00:47:00.000+00:00....now, see, I was thinking along the same lines........now, see, I was thinking along the same lines. Just read some of Muttley's porn and they ought to stay up just fine for the balance of the day.<BR/><BR/>an e-mail with attachment is on it's way forthwith!<BR/><BR/>JUNGLYJANE!!!!!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-8662414451865756762007-09-10T20:52:00.000+00:002007-09-10T20:52:00.000+00:00Beastie why don't you stuff a few pillows down the...Beastie why don't you stuff a few pillows down the front of your pants?? that way you can still wear your fave pants AND everyone will think you have a knob the size of a cushion....jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-11849486237049600572007-09-10T17:13:00.000+00:002007-09-10T17:13:00.000+00:00No doubt the stains would be, jam from the donuts ...No doubt the stains would be, jam from the donuts and ketchup dripped off of the chips?Newforestandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10226585644479116412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-69177383720473396152007-09-10T10:16:00.000+00:002007-09-10T10:16:00.000+00:00Frobisher said... It's a wonder they don't disint...Frobisher said... <BR/><I> It's a wonder they don't disintegrate thru old age anyway </I><BR/><BR/><B> Mr F its only the 'difficult' and 'Interesting' stains that are holding them together </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-68735338280405921752007-09-10T09:20:00.000+00:002007-09-10T09:20:00.000+00:00It's a wonder they don't disintegrate thru old age...It's a wonder they don't disintegrate thru old age anywayFrobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-18824755548492217262007-09-10T06:59:00.000+00:002007-09-10T06:59:00.000+00:00Jenny! said... You should keep them....they are e...Jenny! said... <BR/><I> You should keep them....they are earsier ot get off you and get to the meat that way! </I><BR/><BR/><B> Jenny , thats what velcro is for , One yank and they are off ! ... actually thats not strictly true 2 pints of Old Lesbian No6 and they are off , just ask that swine Mutley </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-26045475596002120882007-09-09T22:45:00.000+00:002007-09-09T22:45:00.000+00:00You should keep them....they are earsier ot get of...You should keep them....they are earsier ot get off you and get to the meat that way!Jenny!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02894594994831955679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-38798967387910153292007-09-09T20:47:00.000+00:002007-09-09T20:47:00.000+00:00First Nations said... there is always the UTILIKI...First Nations said... <BR/><I> there is always the UTILIKILT! (oh look it up. Yahoo US. please.)<BR/><BR/>dude, they can be altered really easily. i'll give you my meatspace address and I'll sew them up for you. geeze. I'll even sew in a bag hammock for good measure...they ARE cargo shorts, after all. <BR/><BR/>no shit, i will. otherwise i'll draw you a little diagram and let you give it a try. jesus christ, men.....*shaking head* </I><BR/><BR/><B> Go on then draw me a diagram, but you have no idea how cack handed the Beast can be , when I end up with my hand sown to my shorts , I will blame you </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-11678140729413805052007-09-09T20:39:00.000+00:002007-09-09T20:39:00.000+00:00Pink Drama said... whatever! you know you liked t...Pink Drama said... <BR/><I> whatever! you know you liked to wear them b/c when people least expected it, you innocently dropped trow and exposed your "i love pink drama" tattoo that you have on your rear end to every passerby </I><BR/><B> Its true Pinky there were a few revealing incidents, but I can now barely keep them up . They gotta go </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-27416736471569840212007-09-09T20:36:00.000+00:002007-09-09T20:36:00.000+00:00Newforestandy said... I think its just an excuse ...Newforestandy said... <BR/><I> I think its just an excuse to wear your favourite tight pink shorts, the lycra ones that show off every contour. I believe Mr F gave you them for your birthday?<BR/><BR/>Can you not sell the old pair on ebay or maybe put them in the chamber of horrors at madame tusaurds? </I><BR/><B> Mr NFA , I think Mr Frobisher must have kept the pink lycra shorts for himself , I have never seen them . No one else is wearing my shorts , it would be like stealing my soul </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-432617486824280132007-09-09T20:31:00.000+00:002007-09-09T20:31:00.000+00:00The Hitch said... Beast511 also do shortscheck the...The Hitch said... <BR/><I>Beast<BR/>511 also do shorts<BR/>check them out, you can carry all you day to day kit, they even have a space for knee pads(obviously not in the shorts)<BR/>could a man ask more from a pair of pants?<BR/>Seriously ,its good ,well designed kit and cheap as fuck. <BR/>they do a "muscle mapping" shirt to support moobs, I may send omne to MAXX </I><BR/><BR/><B> Mr Hitch I shalbe ordering from the internet forthwith, Those muscle mapping t's look well funny , I may just order one for a laugh :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-48188222888822728722007-09-09T18:40:00.000+00:002007-09-09T18:40:00.000+00:00there is always the UTILIKILT! (oh look it up. Yah...there is always the UTILIKILT! (oh look it up. Yahoo US. please.)<BR/><BR/>dude, they can be altered really easily. i'll give you my meatspace address and I'll sew them up for you. geeze. I'll even sew in a bag hammock for good measure...they ARE cargo shorts, after all. <BR/><BR/>no shit, i will. otherwise i'll draw you a little diagram and let you give it a try. jesus christ, men.....*shaking head*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-91934317698626551012007-09-09T01:17:00.000+00:002007-09-09T01:17:00.000+00:00whatever! you know you liked to wear them b/c when...whatever! you know you liked to wear them b/c when people least expected it, you innocently dropped trow and exposed your "i love pink drama" tattoo that you have on your rear end to every passerby.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-17798948760885993162007-09-08T17:42:00.000+00:002007-09-08T17:42:00.000+00:00I think its just an excuse to wear your favourite ...I think its just an excuse to wear your favourite tight pink shorts, the lycra ones that show off every contour. I believe Mr F gave you them for your birthday?<BR/><BR/>Can you not sell the old pair on ebay or maybe put them in the chamber of horrors at madame tusaurds?Newforestandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10226585644479116412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-54253892354226704252007-09-08T15:42:00.000+00:002007-09-08T15:42:00.000+00:00Beast511 also do shorts check them out, you can ca...Beast<BR/>511 also do shorts<BR/> check them out, you can carry all you day to day kit, they even have a space for knee pads(obviously not in the shorts)<BR/>could a man ask more from a pair of pants?<BR/>Seriously ,its good ,well designed kit and cheap as fuck. <BR/>they do a "muscle mapping" shirt to support moobs, I may send omne to MAXXThe Hitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007793676288933155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-3431184657215589452007-09-08T15:40:00.000+00:002007-09-08T15:40:00.000+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.The Hitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007793676288933155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-22305981202452553422007-09-08T14:00:00.000+00:002007-09-08T14:00:00.000+00:00Gorilla Bananas said... Beast, if you entered the...Gorilla Bananas said... <BR/><I> Beast, if you entered the jungle wearing those shorts you would be sexually assaulted by a female gorilla.</I><BR/><B> Presumably Mr B assualt is only assualt if you are an unwilling participant??? , if I can get a cheap flight to the congo , the shorts may live to see another day , I have to say they had the same effect in Lidl's , I was lucky to escape with me dignity intact (well as much dignity as one can aspireto shopping in lidl's ) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.com