tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post4721667317974657990..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: BEACH BABYBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger57125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-67448417460694988912008-09-08T10:33:00.000+00:002008-09-08T10:33:00.000+00:00Daisy said... beast leave the spoons home when you...Daisy said... <BR/>beast leave the spoons home when you come to london, would you? will make sure your hand is full with...a...um...glass...yes a glass! that's it!<BR/><B> Never Fear Daisy I am keeping meself occupied trimming my bush , which is in dire need of attention </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-52157720488535828082008-09-08T10:31:00.000+00:002008-09-08T10:31:00.000+00:00the sexy indians said... Enjoy your holiday! These...the sexy indians said... <BR/>Enjoy your holiday! These greetings have come your way courtesy of our tribe leader, First Nations.<BR/><B> welcome to Beastbites Sexy Indians , I hope you have been keeping First Nations away from the 'pipe of peace' this year , we dont want another wallmart scalping fest like last time. </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-64735912092618372642008-09-08T10:26:00.000+00:002008-09-08T10:26:00.000+00:00mutleythedog said... It all worked out ok - I have...mutleythedog said... <BR/>It all worked out ok - I have a Police warning - I said 'Is it a warning not to lop off any more curates fingers?' <BR/>Yes. Apparently. Bit specific if you ask me<BR/><B> It was a perfectly easy mistake to make Mr M , The curate has always been the vindictive type , just look at all the vitriol following his drubbing in the Womens Institute Vegetables shaped like a Willy competition.<BR/>Miss Mu's parsnip was far superior.But would the man let it go.... </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-4491965983973793622008-09-08T10:22:00.000+00:002008-09-08T10:22:00.000+00:00Mermaid of Moorgate said... Hullo Beastie! Well, d...Mermaid of Moorgate said... <BR/>Hullo Beastie! Well, did you mince down the pier or merely stride down the promenade? We want to hear all.<BR/><B> Hello MOM , As its been three days of torrential rain , I did niether , instead I wafted round tesco's :-)</B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-46826695374812323062008-09-08T10:12:00.000+00:002008-09-08T10:12:00.000+00:00beast leave the spoons home when you come to londo...beast leave the spoons home when you come to london, would you? will make sure your hand is full with...a...um...glass...yes a glass! that's it!Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-86325455834305654582008-09-08T01:58:00.000+00:002008-09-08T01:58:00.000+00:00Enjoy your holiday! These greetings have come your...Enjoy your holiday! These greetings have come your way courtesy of our tribe leader, First Nations.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-39814339213630930072008-09-07T22:14:00.000+00:002008-09-07T22:14:00.000+00:00It all worked out ok - I have a Police warning - I...It all worked out ok - I have a Police warning - I said 'Is it a warning not to lop off any more curates fingers?' <BR/>Yes. Apparently. Bit specific if you ask me...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-83399624634056445612008-09-07T20:35:00.000+00:002008-09-07T20:35:00.000+00:00Hullo Beastie! Well, did you mince down the pier o...Hullo Beastie! Well, did you mince down the pier or merely stride down the promenade? We want to hear all.Mermaid of Moorgatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13485679698269770465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-79522544482148946952008-09-07T17:19:00.000+00:002008-09-07T17:19:00.000+00:00Leah said... Your readership has expanded exponent...Leah said... <BR/>Your readership has expanded exponentially...<BR/><BR/>happy vacay!<BR/><BR/><B> changings ones underwear on a regular basis has its own rewards Miss Leah </B><BR/> <BR/> World Champ Stephen Neal said... <BR/>Looks like you're vacationing in the States.<BR/><BR/><B> Sadly no Boss , its to weeks on Bournemouth beach , if it stops raining </B><BR/> <BR/> Inexplicable DeVice said... <BR/>I imagine you didn't make it to the beach then.<BR/><BR/><B> Not yet Mr IVD , I have been up all night ironing my thong </B><BR/> <BR/> Daisy said... <BR/>beast don't practice too hard...will be there in november...lmao<BR/><BR/><B>Daisy I have been struck down by my inner laziness , maybe I should take up playing the spoons instead </B><BR/> <BR/> MJ said... <BR/>Would you like me to bake a cake for Ma Beastie's birthday party?<BR/><BR/><B> I thought you didnt do housework and cooking , or will you order Old Knudsen to whip something up ??? </B><BR/><BR/> <BR/> Tickersoid said... <BR/>Well, Patrick can't resist comming back here.<BR/><BR/>He's clearly a huge fan.<BR/><BR/><B> My popularity is a curse Mr Ticks </B><BR/><BR/> <BR/> Tickersoid said... <BR/>OH and just incase no one else has asked, <BR/><BR/>ARE YOU A SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILE, BEAST?<BR/><BR/><B> Its a fair cop </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-41591643182598402362008-09-07T17:10:00.001+00:002008-09-07T17:10:00.001+00:00Patrick x 63 . Well what can I say , more comment...<B> Patrick x 63 . <BR/>Well what can I say , more comments than I can shake a stick at . thank you :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-82683006512481131432008-09-07T17:10:00.000+00:002008-09-07T17:10:00.000+00:00Patrick x 63 . Well what can I say , more comment...<B> Patrick x 63 . <BR/>Well what can I say , more comments than I can shake a stick at . thank you :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-39806157079507306722008-09-07T17:03:00.000+00:002008-09-07T17:03:00.000+00:00eroswings said... Happy vacation and best wishes o...eroswings said... <BR/>Happy vacation and best wishes on the birthday festivities, Beast! Don't forget your sunscreen!<BR/><B> Mr E , I think an aqualung and flippers may be more appropriate as we have had three days of torrential rain :-( </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-66585873177954563012008-09-07T17:02:00.000+00:002008-09-07T17:02:00.000+00:00mutleythedog said... I shall be there at about 10 ...mutleythedog said... <BR/>I shall be there at about 10 ish, unavoidably delayed as I have to give an interview to the local Constabulary about that palaver last week when the Curate had his little finger chopped off...<BR/><B> Is he still pressing charges Mr B , some people have no sense of humour </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-21189877052845034082008-09-07T16:59:00.000+00:002008-09-07T16:59:00.000+00:00Gorilla Bananas said... I don't think practicing b...Gorilla Bananas said... <BR/>I don't think practicing being a homosexual makes you any better it, Beast. You've either got it or you ain't. Whoever suggested the idea is probably up to no good<BR/><B> Your probably right Mr B....do you think I should outsource ??? </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-90870202365950435182008-09-07T16:57:00.000+00:002008-09-07T16:57:00.000+00:00INNER VOICES said... *makes plans to paint beasts ...INNER VOICES said... <BR/>*makes plans to paint beasts house pink and leave large black dildos everywhere on his lawn whilst he is away*<BR/><BR/>hey man, have fun!!!<BR/><BR/>oh yeah first!!!<BR/>***trips over large blck dildo in the dark ***BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-12823643018365544772008-09-07T15:39:00.000+00:002008-09-07T15:39:00.000+00:00OH and just incase no one else has asked, ARE YOU ...OH and just incase no one else has asked, <BR/><BR/>ARE YOU A SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILE, BEAST?Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-2196304531010893072008-09-07T15:38:00.000+00:002008-09-07T15:38:00.000+00:00Well, Patrick can't resist comming back here.He's ...Well, Patrick can't resist comming back here.<BR/><BR/>He's clearly a huge fan.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-42111400008812251022008-09-07T13:43:00.000+00:002008-09-07T13:43:00.000+00:00Would you like me to bake a cake for Ma Beastie's ...Would you like me to bake a cake for Ma Beastie's birthday party?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-9721731127136750662008-09-07T13:05:00.000+00:002008-09-07T13:05:00.000+00:00beast don't practice too hard...will be there in n...beast don't practice too hard...will be there in november...lmaoDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-56080958247325010102008-09-07T09:24:00.000+00:002008-09-07T09:24:00.000+00:00I imagine you didn't make it to the beach then.I imagine you didn't make it to the beach then.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-24808345065547848922008-09-07T02:42:00.000+00:002008-09-07T02:42:00.000+00:00Looks like you're vacationing in the States.Looks like you're vacationing in the States.World Champ Stephen Nealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03233004760190207435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-42001336718443874172008-09-07T00:14:00.000+00:002008-09-07T00:14:00.000+00:00Your readership has expanded exponentially...happy...Your readership has expanded exponentially...<BR/><BR/>happy vacay!Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-91417269095491841782008-09-06T11:21:00.000+00:002008-09-06T11:21:00.000+00:00I'm off soon with English Rose to the South of Fra...I'm off soon with English Rose to the South of France. 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