tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post3673996067356502814..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: WHO ATE ALL THE PIES??BEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-31280945149571509182011-02-06T10:09:42.976+00:002011-02-06T10:09:42.976+00:00Ho boy.
You'll soon shift those extra pounds...Ho boy. <br /><br />You'll soon shift those extra pounds trying to batten down the hatches and patrolling your premises to keep the FGES out of Ms Scarlet's clutches.<br /><br />My money is still on her though. You don't stand a chance.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-75517120234928882792011-02-03T23:06:27.306+00:002011-02-03T23:06:27.306+00:00All that Estrogen ...All that Estrogen ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-59368884790785418882011-02-02T22:41:59.851+00:002011-02-02T22:41:59.851+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-42412682183379404052011-02-02T22:41:59.640+00:002011-02-02T22:41:59.640+00:00Your marbles perhaps Miss ScarletYour marbles perhaps Miss ScarletBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-65472135988037121352011-02-02T12:17:39.378+00:002011-02-02T12:17:39.378+00:00Goodness!! Oh, my crystal ball has steamed up... I...Goodness!! Oh, my crystal ball has steamed up... I am losing everything....<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-75633380798179637972011-02-02T12:11:59.690+00:002011-02-02T12:11:59.690+00:00His pistol’s not bad either.His <a href="http://tinyurl.com/4my4gk5/" rel="nofollow">pistol’s</a> not bad either.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-27962400946007319922011-02-02T12:06:38.084+00:002011-02-02T12:06:38.084+00:00Mr Coppens has very nice pants though; clean and f...Mr Coppens has very nice pants though; clean and figure hugging.<br />***Blushes*** He has a very nice bum.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-47318621358984486562011-02-02T12:05:08.389+00:002011-02-02T12:05:08.389+00:00He must have just received his restraining order r...He must have just received his restraining order regarding Monica Bellucci.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-55967180932189234852011-02-02T12:02:59.414+00:002011-02-02T12:02:59.414+00:00He is sniggering.... and I see a huge pair of boob...He is sniggering.... and I see a huge pair of boobs.... then the boobs vanish and Mr Coppens looks sad.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-7158345525143689842011-02-02T11:59:01.976+00:002011-02-02T11:59:01.976+00:00A pervy crystal ball?
Have another look and see i...A pervy crystal ball?<br /><br />Have another look and see if you can see what Donn's up to.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-49393339276360975392011-02-02T11:50:35.220+00:002011-02-02T11:50:35.220+00:00I think I need a new crystal ball... this one is p...I think I need a new crystal ball... this one is perverted.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-88888724438197174122011-02-02T11:45:40.905+00:002011-02-02T11:45:40.905+00:00Your crystal ball needs a good polishing, Miss Sca...Your crystal ball needs a good polishing, Miss Scarlet.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-33219232753316117272011-02-02T11:42:38.635+00:002011-02-02T11:42:38.635+00:00I visualise the thong as being made of greying whi...I visualise the thong as being made of greying white cotton that has been boil washed once too often... and I see him holding them aloft with a soapy pair of laundry tongs before lovingly feeding them through his mangle.<br />Why am I seeing this? Why is it so vivid? What is wrong with me????<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-57126247596288616872011-02-02T11:34:17.263+00:002011-02-02T11:34:17.263+00:00He's going to wear it and flaunt it no matter ...He's going to wear it and flaunt it no matter what, Miss Scarlet, so don't let that deter you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-3212665914897272992011-02-02T11:30:43.870+00:002011-02-02T11:30:43.870+00:00I may have to relinquish my claim on the FGES if i...I may have to relinquish my claim on the FGES if it spares us the sight of Mr Beastie wearing his gathered thong.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-12930760097899186282011-02-02T11:13:52.337+00:002011-02-02T11:13:52.337+00:00I think "gathered thong" means that he h...I think "gathered thong" means that he has a wedgie, Miss Scarlet.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-5005865990885244752011-02-02T07:29:00.687+00:002011-02-02T07:29:00.687+00:00Oh yes, that very secret location in Dorset... I k...Oh yes, that very secret location in Dorset... I know it well...<br />Game on, Mr Beastie!!!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-12367428575562523572011-02-02T07:25:20.699+00:002011-02-02T07:25:20.699+00:00Mis-read completely. It is too early and now I hav...Mis-read completely. It is too early and now I have a disturbed vision of you driving around the countryside wearing nothing but a <i>gathered thong</i>...<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-46227266176318697952011-02-01T21:55:06.483+00:002011-02-01T21:55:06.483+00:00So, how many garibaldis passed your lips, Beast?
...So, how many garibaldis passed your lips, Beast?<br /><br /><br />Here I am, MJ. <br /><br />Unfortunately, I couldn't bring my sphincter as it's being utilised in a matter of National emergency: It is so tight that it's holding together the British Economy.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-42413963232896328192011-02-01T21:45:04.287+00:002011-02-01T21:45:04.287+00:00Another possible worry is that Canadians use beave...Another possible worry is that Canadians use beaver pelts for postage. Perhaps it will be turned around at the border?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-13022501255124283112011-02-01T21:30:49.864+00:002011-02-01T21:30:49.864+00:00I was referring of course to your shady Internati...I was referring of course to your shady International Crime Organisation Miss MJBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-20716278813737094392011-02-01T21:22:36.031+00:002011-02-01T21:22:36.031+00:00I await the arrival of IVD.
Talk about a loose sp...I await the arrival of IVD.<br /><br />Talk about a loose sphincter.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-73360764794189890122011-02-01T21:21:50.291+00:002011-02-01T21:21:50.291+00:00You are lucky that The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts h...You are lucky that The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts have an elasticized waist band.<br /><br />How do you know that Miss Scarlet doesn’t have secret connections in Dorset?<br /><br />And what’s this about the gripping powers of my sphincter?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com