tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post3604791186932622200..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTSBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-44193212948728051582008-05-26T12:53:00.000+00:002008-05-26T12:53:00.000+00:00Hey, sorry that you were under the weather for you...Hey, sorry that you were under the weather for your Birthday. <BR/><BR/>Hey, we never get any respect from the ladies or sympathy. Manflu is one of the worse things to get, apart from Naggingitis.The Old Tarfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06338685538300669914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-17209246996871806812008-05-25T21:51:00.000+00:002008-05-25T21:51:00.000+00:00errr *crusadeI had a typing malfunctionerrr *crusade<BR/>I had a typing malfunctionBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-33038455403187039832008-05-25T21:01:00.000+00:002008-05-25T21:01:00.000+00:00Well Feck me Stiff its the champ , Given us a sign...Well Feck me Stiff its the champ , Given us a sign to gird the lions of the faithfull.<BR/>A rescue mission is it !<BR/>We are trained and ready to mount a crudase to save Mr Witsie from the horrors of overseas plumbing and other indignities that may afflict a gentleman of letters.BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-597535665839104692008-05-25T19:39:00.000+00:002008-05-25T19:39:00.000+00:00Beast, you old sot! I've crawled out from the slum...Beast, you old sot! I've crawled out from the slums of Madchester to wish you a bandit day. <BR/><BR/>I've received word that Mr. Witsie ran into trouble in southern Africa, and am in the process of cashing in some of my chest-hairs to fund a rescue mission.World Champ Stephen Nealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03233004760190207435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-41656427721536113042008-05-24T13:19:00.000+00:002008-05-24T13:19:00.000+00:00You always keep your socks on?Have you learned not...You always keep your socks on?<BR/><BR/>Have you learned nothing from my posts?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-8515365077174018432008-05-24T12:00:00.000+00:002008-05-24T12:00:00.000+00:00Mr Mutley, that has something to do with 'safe soc...Mr Mutley, that has something to do with 'safe socks'.<BR/>I am ALWAYS keep my socks on.BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-14748438023160698262008-05-23T21:48:00.000+00:002008-05-23T21:48:00.000+00:00Perhaps you have those man AIDS everyones talking ...Perhaps you have those man AIDS everyones talking about these days?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-16775345766332386572008-05-23T06:28:00.000+00:002008-05-23T06:28:00.000+00:00Miss MJ , it tasted like an old uterus to me :-)Miss MJ , it tasted like an old uterus to me :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-61462832932136093052008-05-23T06:17:00.000+00:002008-05-23T06:17:00.000+00:00I'll have you know fish kebab was not past it's se...I'll have you know fish kebab was not past it's sell-by date.<BR/><BR/>Note its springiness without leaving an indentation, its firmness to the touch, and its non-slimy surface.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-79320819270845785182008-05-23T06:02:00.000+00:002008-05-23T06:02:00.000+00:00Miss MJ as you can imagine , ladies are always fli...Miss MJ as you can imagine , ladies are always flinging there parts at me......my popularity is a curse.<BR/><BR/>Leah. MANFLU is much worse . You girls have no idea how we men suffer.<BR/><BR/>Miss FN, I dont know whats been going on, but that take out kebab Miss MJ delivered was a bit chewy and tasted of fishBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-17658744638678240152008-05-23T05:13:00.000+00:002008-05-23T05:13:00.000+00:00*flung uterus catches on fire as bottle rockets ar...*flung uterus catches on fire as bottle rockets are tossed through letter box by NATIONS, not me*<BR/><BR/>BEWARE THE FLAMING UTERUS!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-88653498052822307432008-05-23T00:45:00.000+00:002008-05-23T00:45:00.000+00:00how can anyone be expected to fill out complicated...how can anyone be expected to fill out complicated forms when they have the DREADED MANFLU? <BR/>CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?<BR/><BR/>*tosses bottle rockets in through letterbox, runs*<BR/><BR/>mj did it! mj did it!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-7415438694966958872008-05-22T22:37:00.000+00:002008-05-22T22:37:00.000+00:00Sorry, that certainly stinks. I had Ladyflu on Mo...Sorry, that certainly stinks. I had Ladyflu on Mother's Day. What's the difference? Is Manflu supposed to be whinier and groanier? Well, I certainly whined and groaned enough to qualify for the Manflu moniker.<BR/><BR/>Drink bubbly iced drinks through a straw--at least that helped me--and feel better soon, Beast--leahsimonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04527148748233947110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-89750544128186768112008-05-22T22:25:00.000+00:002008-05-22T22:25:00.000+00:00Here.You can have MINE!*flings lady bits at Beast*...Here.<BR/><BR/>You can have MINE!<BR/><BR/>*flings lady bits at Beast*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-89551426768017440582008-05-22T22:22:00.000+00:002008-05-22T22:22:00.000+00:00Mr Bananas . It wasnt so much the wrong name , but...Mr Bananas . It wasnt so much the wrong name , but the wrong place . I got confused :-(<BR/><BR/>Mr C . Awwwshudup. I signed and put me title underneath....so shoot me. Oooops you already did.and I posted them the same day you sent them to me.No need for a big Naomi Campbell styleee hissy fit...honestly.<BR/><BR/>Miss MJ . are uterus's a canadian thing ??? I have had a look and I dont think I have one.<BR/>Now I shall return to my bed of pain , and wilt decorously for a bitBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-63638730251365264142008-05-22T22:12:00.000+00:002008-05-22T22:12:00.000+00:00I STILL have Satanic cramps from hell!Try feeling ...I STILL have Satanic cramps from hell!<BR/><BR/>Try feeling like someone is ripping your uterus out for 24 hours a day, 5 days a month and see how YOU like it!<BR/><BR/>DAMMIT!<BR/><BR/>Man flu. Pffffffffttttttttttt.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-67289320886053961562008-05-22T21:14:00.000+00:002008-05-22T21:14:00.000+00:00It's the law of the jungle. You always get kicked ...It's the law of the jungle. You always get kicked when you're down. Kick back hard...and don't sign someone else's name next time.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.com