Obviously with Weymouth a mere 8 miles from Dorchester being the venue for the sailing events , Olympic fever has the whole area in its grip . We have endured 2 years of traffic chaos while they dig up every damn road for miles around . We have a rubbish Olympic laser show on the seafront , more palm trees than you can shake a stick at and a multitude of international flags festooned across the entire area .
Finally after all this fuss and nonsense the Olympic Torch arrived in Weymouth on its way to the opening ceremony at the London Olympic Stadium in a couple of weeks time.
By 4 am as Mr C finally is forced to switch the power off , the doormen are instructed to drag a ruined Frobisher upstairs and dump him on his bed of shame