Friday 20 March 2009

WHERE FOOLS RUSH IN



The Beasts task was to do some Interwebs research on behalf of Cafe Jago (Dorchester's premier eating establishment **)
Sadly the food supply company I was researching has the unfortunate name of Juggs.
You can just imagine the search results.








I refined my search to Juggs Food
It did not get any better







I have now learnt my lesson . Consequently Mr C is on his own with researching recipes for Juicy Faggots *

As I am suffering from one of my heads




* For our foreign heathen scum and assorted Euro Trash Overseas readers
a faggot is a meatball made from liver and bacon served in a rich gravy

**Come on you know you want to , there is a steaming Panini with your name on it

18 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

How about a dish made with fat from that lady's liposuction? I wouldn't eat it, but it might appeal to the adventurous types who visit Cafe C.

The Mistress said...

I ordered the Spotted Dick!

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
How about a dish made with fat from that lady's liposuction? I wouldn't eat it, but it might appeal to the adventurous types who visit Cafe C.
I have one word for you Mr B....Blancmange

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I ordered the Spotted Dick!
Is IVD put his phone number on the specials board again ????

Ms Scarlet said...

Can I have some brains please?
Sx

HoodChick said...

She seems to have some coverage issues going on. Perhaps Ponita could send her the giant underpants.

BEAST said...

HoodChick said...
She seems to have some coverage issues going on. Perhaps Ponita could send her the giant underpants.
I am not sure Ponita's giant pants would be big enough

The Mistress said...

Aren't you Brits the same people who eat jellied eels?

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Aren't you Brits the same people who eat jellied eels?
Not any more Miss MJ , we banished all jellied eel eaters to the colonies :-)

Ms Scarlet said...

They still eat jellied eels in the Eastend...it's a delicacy, apparently...
Sx

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
They still eat jellied eels in the Eastend...it's a delicacy, apparently...
Sx
Yuk Miss Scarlet , however that other great east end treat Pie Mash and Parsley gravy is great

eroswings said...

This post (and especially the accompanying pictures) reminds me of that Destiny's Child song:

I don't think you ready for this jelly!
I don't think you ready for this jelly!
I don't think you ready for this!
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe!

Anonymous said...

I am worried by a panini steaming... is it on fire and could that be smoke? Whats making it steam? Do you clasp them intimately before serving?

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
This post (and especially the accompanying pictures) reminds me of that Destiny's Child song:

I don't think you ready for this jelly!
I don't think you ready for this jelly!
I don't think you ready for this!
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe!
Bootylicious indeed Mr E , there would be plenty to go round :-)

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I am worried by a panini steaming... is it on fire and could that be smoke? Whats making it steam? Do you clasp them intimately before serving?
A steaming Panini(Its the fresh horse manure that does it) is Cafe C's signature dish Mr M , people travel from far and wide to marvel at such a delicacy ,served with a side of pan fried bridport beetroot is enough to satisfy evn the most adventurous of diners

BEAST said...

You always have an eye for a bargain your lordship , altho I am a little alarmed that a National treasure like yourself should be consorting with ghastly europeans

xerxes said...

OK Beast you win, thank god those pix don't get any bigger when you click them.

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
OK Beast you win, thank god those pix don't get any bigger when you click them.
But you tried didnt you Inky

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