Tuesday 18 December 2007

WHO'S A LUCKY BIRTHDAY BOY . EVERYBODY SINGS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR C !






















Beast being a true artist , has been busy creating a commemorative tea tray especially for the occasion , depicting Mr C sunbathing on Studland beach , I have taken a little artistic licence and transformed the cloud of flies into cavorting cherubs :-).


This is a limited edition so order now to avoid disappointment.


















Still available is my famous Oil painting of Frobisher , Mutley and a few like minded friends* returning from a successful shopping trip to Lidl .


* Miss First Nations triumphantly holds aloft the last Frey Bentos pie , the champ slumped in exhaustion from fighting his beards insatiable appetites(Is the donkey safe! ).Mr C wearing his Lidl's fake tan / wood stain can be seen cavorting with The Hitch in the background .Wee Piggy is pictured in the foreground , knicking a bunch of grapes.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yay! First!

Happy Birthday Mr. C!

Now don't forget to wear your Tena Panties when you visit the post office. You wouldn't want to upset the postmaster, would you?

Saying that though, some of the grannies do find the whaft of leaking piss rather aluring, I'm told.

Don't they, MJ?

The Mistress said...

Happy Birthday Mr. C!

I would have been first but Piggy pushed me.

Piggy's knicking a bunch of grapes? Didn't you mean to say he's got his knickers in a bunch? Or he's stuffing grapes down his knickers?

All those pressed juices will result in Piggy needing those Tenas.

FirstNations said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. C! my 'werewolf of London (and parts south)'
long may you wave! or what you have is long so wave it! or something.
wieners, anyway.

XXXX!fn (notice I ate the center of the pie but left a decorative ring, just like in my bathtub!)

BEAST said...

T&P did you use the tenna pants during your recent gastric incident ???

Mj Piggy 'a bunch of grapes' is a euphemism for piles I am told , I bet wee piggy has a huge bunch (That would explain the mincing walk)

FN I am told a decorative ring is a good thing :-)

Anonymous said...

Well it was a great day out and I am glad that the painting survived to be immortalised on yer blog... did I get off with Mr F that day? Or was it Ms FN? I have no sure recollection other than that a ruptured testi the next morning took me to casualty for the third time that week...

Anonymous said...

By the way Happy Birthday to Mr C!! Is he still out of the 'home'?

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BEAST said...

Mr M , I think you fell foul of a lustfull donkey.....never work with animals or children.

Mr C is out , live and dangerous to know......WOOF !

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Mr C.

So, who is actually in the Chariot Beast?

BEAST said...

Good afternoon Lady Muck.
We have finally got up have we ???
Its Messr's Frobisher and Mutley in the cart

FirstNations said...

...and me, with the decorative ring.

BEAST said...

FN how could we forget your decorative ring

Anonymous said...

I WILL EMAIL YOU SOON FM.. XXXX

BEAST said...

A MERRY CUNTING CHRISTMAS to you n'all

how common !

The Mistress said...

So when is The Beast's birthday?

BEAST said...

The Beast wasnt born MJ , I accumulated under a rug ....... Its not till May so you all have plenty of time to save up for those small yet expensive presents

The Hitch said...

Yes I am black and part jewish, you had to expose me didnt you?

BEAST said...

No No No Mr H , the black one is Mr C desporting himself in his Lidl's special swahili fake tan/fence stain.....your the other one with the tambourine.....
The tambourine is included to signify anything
So you have just outed yourself

BEAST said...

****CRACKING WALNUTS BETWIX MUSCULAR CHEEKS ****
Happy Christmas MJ :-)

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